Husband, Father, Web Developer, Gamer | Co-host of @NXScast | If it’s a game, I will play it | Part time trophy hunter | Xbox: MisterFontana | PS: GodofKaos
Content Creators: "Check out my 30 piece battle setup that requires 300 Zonaite and obliterates everything!"
Speedrunners: "Check out my plank of wood and single apple that can cross Hyrule Field at the speed of sound."
We are not the same
#TOTK
@MrRiceGuy2@Porshapwr This Cal Kestis definitely doesn’t wear deodorant, drinks home made kombucha and wears his boxers four different ways before switching to a new pair to help the environment
@Docta_Moe Ok. I’ll mail it to you. And in about 8 months when I’ve fully recovered and left the hospital to live as a faceless hermit in the woods, I’ll send you a mailing address
@Porshapwr@Docta_Moe Every time I work out I imagine that picture of you sitting on your bench looking swole and I think to myself, “I wish I could look that good with a shaved head…oh and those muscles are great too”
@Docta_Moe Ok wait can we make a trade. You can have my face I’ll take the lightsaber. My face is 1/7.888 Billion that saber is a measly 1/2000. You be the judge on that value