Nyabuto Sese Seko

Throughout my career I have proven that I am a man of action. Mobutu does not think he is God.

[Nyabuto Sese Seko @Nyabulton]

Oh shit😂😂 I now understand why people fall in love with hoes😂😂 these people are fun😂😂

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐️

[Nyabuto Sese Seko @Nyabulton]

Just rewatched Blood Parliament from BBC, 2027 niko polling station by 4am.

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

Where is the money allocated to baddies?

[WILLIE OEBA @WillieOeba]

UNDER HII TWEET WEKA SCANDAL YA RUTO THAT YOU KNOW

I GO FIRST.

In 2009 the then-Agriculture Minister William Ruto illegally sold subsidized maize from the Strategic Grain Reserve to briefcase millers, creating a national shortage.

[Wiki @kikilopemi]

Birthday invite from a babe and it’s to the club, no I would not be present

[Nyabuto Sese Seko @Nyabulton]

Can now confidently sing:

“Naeza pull up na kibenz ama beemer”

Alhamdullilah🤩

[Fafa Mukuru @osoroKE]

Naona wameongesa mafuta mamae! Alafu mtu akwambie umpick sijui wapi.

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

Dispenser za Ofisi leo.

[David Maraga @dkmaraga]

Fellow Kenyans, I need you to help me reset, rebuild and restore Kenya.

I have chosen to run a campaign that is funded by you, ordinary Kenyans.
I am appealing to you to make a donation to the campaign.

If my campaign is funded by donations from you, the everyday Kenyan, then it becomes OUR campaign. And I will be accountable to you, the everyday Kenyan.

You can donate any amount.

Simply log in to
https://t.co/Qnx8YlSx5o.
Or go to Mpesa Paybill: 4164137
Account Number: 4164137

#TuSkume

[Skely @123skely]

No one tells you this, but the richer you get the more prostitutes you see in social events.

[david 🔛⛓️ @davidonchainx]

Me: "bro AI is getting so crazy I just built an entire app in 20 minutes with claude it's gonna replace so many jobs"

My friend: "what's claude?"

Me:

[Castro💀 @pablo69castro]

Kuniambia niwatch series ama movies za Tyler Perry ni one of the most disrespectful thing you can ever do to me, heri niskize sauti ya chura for hours man

[Victor Martin @theVictorMartin]

@99thsense Mpesa balance yake ime increase. In his head, he's so important he can be used as a statistic

[TMZ @TMZ]

🕊️ Chuck Norris has died at 86. https://t.co/iEc9C997Ik

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

We are back. On the road, Online, kila pahali.
This Sunday 22nd after misa ya kwanza tupatane Narok.
Friday 27th March Nairobi!
Sunday 29th March tupatane Mombasa.
Meanwhile kama wewe ni Sifuna wa Narok ingia hapo https://t.co/Lzepj27OTT uhesabike!

[Mads @europemaxxed]

i guess the mossad reassigned her because of iran

[Uncle Billz @UncleBillz]

“you should get yourself a girlfriend” says the girl I want