Ciru Seri where’s Roso?

Maiye denda

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

ARREST ELIUD LAGAT. ARREST THIS MURDERER. He is responsible for the killing of Albert Ojwang. No sanitization can ever save him.

[‏ً @itsnwts]

“Marriages used to last” Nah bro, your grandma was chained by the ankles.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Mutula Kilonzo Jr really woke up in big 2026 and handed out 385 antique Black Mambas in Makueni. 😭

Not even mountain bikes or e-bikes, just heavy duty grandfather certified charcoal carriers.

[Fizzo @Adesunkanmifiz]

If a Nigerian Neurosurgeon wants to move to Uzbekistan to become a sheep herder allow him or her. Focus on your own life

[DJ SNAKE @djsnake]

Dear restaurant owners,
We all hate QR code menus.
Please Stop 🤍

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Mbadi anasema Kasongo's government has gone for 4 years without any scandal.

Sisi ndo Wazimu !

[ً @artfuIchaos]

I hate an uneducated hater. do some research, dumb bitch.

[miia @miiagarro]

biggest ick is a man who overpromises and underdelivers

could’ve just stfu

[𝐎.𝐆™ 🤎 @gbolahann0_]

MTN: You have 495.72MB of Data left. To access your data....

Me:

[🧎🏿‍♀️ @mxgilb]

the moment i sense a hint of inconsideration platonically or romantically, fun’s over

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

Never underestimate the power of daily reading and learning.

[kokistyled @kokistyled]

You watch something chilling like this alafu unaimba TUTAM? #JusticeForAlbertOjwang

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

What’s so hard about putting your names on WhatsApp???? I have no clue who “~🙏”is.

[Glenn glizzy💥🇪🇸 @glenfromthedead]

imagine alighting in an underground subway in kayole 😭

[100 @yh_me2]

Canon life events:
-birth
-some bullshit
-death

[Butcher🐐 @MOB_gathinji]

"unaishi wapi G"

[miia @miiagarro]

a man's worst enemy is a pretty girl with a brain and no fear of walking away

[Falcone @i_am_jastoh]

@Kenyans So who will be funding it? nikama tutatulia hadi Kila mtu adanganywe😂