JaylynnG

Habitual line crosser, sarcastic hot mess mom

[JaylynnG @NycAriRex]

@dadmann_walking Unless your weekend consisted of a sleepover with 3 teenage girls…request denied. 🍷🍷

[JaylynnG @NycAriRex]

There's something dangerous about the boredom of teenage girls…

[Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4]

Parenthood has taught me that you can ruin someone’s day by asking, “did you remember to put on deodorant?”

[JaylynnG @NycAriRex]

@ThexyBeatht_2 😂😂 one of my gf’s said the exact same thing at lunch today and I told her “..if he doesn’t think wearing it is a priority than whatever happens aint your problem!”

[JaylynnG @NycAriRex]

13: “Mom, how old is Tate McRae?”

Me: “I think like 21 or 22..”

13: “Ohhh, were you like that when you were her age?”

Me: “I don’t even remember being that age so we’ll go with yes”

[JaylynnG @NycAriRex]

My husband came into the living room to tell me and 19 about Charlie Kirk and when we didn’t say anything he asked if he was interrupting an important convo

Me: “I think Tate McRae is hotter than Britney Spears was at that age and she disagrees!”

Husband:

Me:

[JaylynnG @NycAriRex]

@deloisivete I felt this 😂😂

[meghan @deloisivete]

Sure, I could clear the laundry off the chair, but what then? Maybe sit down and read a book? Stretch out my legs? Quit my job and become a lady of leisure? No no, it's too slippery a slope

[JaylynnG @NycAriRex]

I’m casually watching the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders Netflix docu and I’m just gonna state the obvious. The ol’ bitties need to take their insecurities out on the mirror and not the dam toddlers who are trying so desperately to impress them. Go double check your Life Alert battery “ma’am”. 😒

[JaylynnG @NycAriRex]

Well I forgot my AirPods at work so guess I’m not going grocery shopping

[JaylynnG @NycAriRex]

@Camel_Crushin Leftovers!

[JaylynnG @NycAriRex]

@LadyPowerVibes I gotta say you’re handling it extremely well. You gave her 2 compliments in 1 sentence, while she, took something from you.
Speaking from experience, being the bigger person is vastly overrated and karma takes too long.

[JaylynnG @NycAriRex]

@ThexyBeatht_2 That’s honestly the first thing I notice when a guy approaches me is his teeth, idk why but it’s always been a thing lol

[JaylynnG @NycAriRex]

Not the best Monday unpack, but, I came real close to never saying a word, post another pic, make a sarcastic dark humor comment. Again. Most don’t get to say any of that, let alone ‘again’.

[JaylynnG @NycAriRex]

@dadmann_walking jacknokc 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻

[JaylynnG @NycAriRex]

@sarcasticmommy4 “SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU RESPAWN YOU BETTER HOPE YOU CAN DO IT IN THIS WORLD TOO!!!” 😂😂😂

[JaylynnG @NycAriRex]

I was getting pissed bc I couldn’t get 13’s broken safe opened..

My husband: Hold my beer…😳🤣

[JaylynnG @NycAriRex]

Grass, mud…likely some dog poop speckles in there..just to prove I could edge the lawn better than my husband..worth it? DAM RIGHT IT WAS!! 🤘🏻

[JaylynnG @NycAriRex]

@momneedsalife3 😂😂😂😂 Well Pooh is always happy (unless no honey), the former…well, they don’t even physically look happy (even with honey)

[JaylynnG @NycAriRex]

@sarcasticmommy4 Rivals “Honey! I forgot my phone! Can you slide it under the door?!”