Ree the Urban Nymph

I'm the vampire roommate your parents warned you about.
YouTube storyteller and Twitch streamer - come listen!
She/her

PFP by @fallawaynad

[Ree the Urban Nymph @NymphUrban]

Hey, it's me, Ree! I make audio content that I hope you'll enjoy.

New audios are posted to YouTube every Monday and Patreon every Friday!

YouTube: https://t.co/xVk7zSbDnc
Patreon: https://t.co/AOcuBc9peD
Twitch: https://t.co/ym1VnWnrUV
Ko-Fi: https://t.co/3Ql1p15ojS

[Ree the Urban Nymph @NymphUrban]

This week's exclusive audio is a fun one - Welcome to the diner at the edge of the universe!

Available now for $5 and up patrons, Sweetness Club channel members, and Ko-Fi Goober Friends!

https://t.co/ITCmWmCKQq

[Ree the Urban Nymph @NymphUrban]

I hate waking up early and catching the train in the cold, but the sunrise today almost made it worth it

[Ree the Urban Nymph @NymphUrban]

The gym is for everyone!

[Lupus (Year of The Cryptid!) @Lupus_Arcum]

UGH!
I hate when weirdos walk Infront of my camera when I'm trying to record a set!

[Ree the Urban Nymph @NymphUrban]

New video just dropped - big, small, wild and weird houses! @Lupus_Arcum and I had a blast checking out the latest real estate
https://t.co/ZaJt5jJlOr

[Ree the Urban Nymph @NymphUrban]

NEW AUDIO ALERT!

You have to do what's best for you, and I'll always have your back -
https://t.co/9JTBqqmG5E

[Ree the Urban Nymph @NymphUrban]

@DivsAndChill Fuck off with that. It's creepy and wrong to dig into customer records and access contact info. The pizza guy could easily have asked me out when he handed me the damn pizza. Instead he chose the "I know where you live and have your number now" move. It's threatening and gross.

[Ree the Urban Nymph @NymphUrban]

One time I ordered a pizza, and after the guy delivered it, he started texting me. Thankfully he wasn't TOO weird and went away when I asked, but like, that's never okay, he knew where I lived, and the sheer volume of women here with similar stories should tell you something

[Samiksha's State of the Debate @samikshassotd]

Men have to now walk around on eggshells around women when asking them out because they're always afraid it's going to be "harrassment" for the woman.

Then women complain men don't ask them out anymore.

[Ree the Urban Nymph @NymphUrban]

It's time, chat. He's suited up in the maid outfit and LIVE.

https://t.co/hmj4dxqBxq

[Ree the Urban Nymph @NymphUrban]

He said we were going to burning man - I'm not sure this is right

[Ree the Urban Nymph @NymphUrban]

My insurance company just sent me the confirmation that my ambulance bill from a few weeks ago was fully paid. I didn’t have to do anything beyond send them the invoice and let them handle it. It still feels weird sometimes to live in a place where stuff works like it should

[Ree the Urban Nymph @NymphUrban]

New video is live on the game channel! It's a bit of a strange one -
https://t.co/2R10gF8rcO

[Ree the Urban Nymph @NymphUrban]

Ok so, there’s a lot to unpack here.

Lupus will be wearing a maid outfit.

In real life. With cameras on.

In just a few days. THIS WEEKEND.

In other words, do not miss this. It will be amazing.

Your formal invitation is below.

[Lupus (Year of The Cryptid!) @Lupus_Arcum]

Last month my viewers hit the goal to have me (irl me) wearing a maid dress for stream.
I forgot I had set that goal.
I am now legally bound to this stream on Saturday. You better show up.

[Ree the Urban Nymph @NymphUrban]

I ate too much at the sushi place. I have a tummy ache. I also have no regrets and it will definitely happen again

[Ree the Urban Nymph @NymphUrban]

NEW AUDIO ALERT!

It's been a long time, but she's back: Pocket Ree!

https://t.co/ZE1EZW4TrC

[Ree the Urban Nymph @NymphUrban]

I had a dream that I was at a party with my ex at a huge mansion. I broke up with him at the party, and he decided to leave. He took my coat and car keys and moved my car to a tow-away zone and called a tow truck, all without me knowing until my car was towed - it was diabolical

[Ree the Urban Nymph @NymphUrban]

We're going back in, boys -

https://t.co/e7JLjgC1pi
https://t.co/e7JLjgC1pi
https://t.co/e7JLjgC1pi

[Ree the Urban Nymph @NymphUrban]

Swimmers! Watch out for jellyfish!

[Ree the Urban Nymph @NymphUrban]

Announcers for the Geelong v Sydney footy game: "Here we are, the match of the round, possibly even a preview of the Grand Final..."

Fremantle fans:

[Ree the Urban Nymph @NymphUrban]

Time to go wild with some home listings! Featuring @Lupus_Arcum as my co-commentator -

https://t.co/e7JLjgC1pi
https://t.co/e7JLjgC1pi
https://t.co/e7JLjgC1pi

[Ree the Urban Nymph @NymphUrban]

Tonight's stream is a special one: we'll be checking out (and critiquing) the biggest, tiniest, weirdest and wildest houses! Featuring my guest and co-commentator @Lupus_Arcum!

Stream is usually around 8 pm ET but might be a bit later so we can prep. See you there on Twitch!