(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) Bree(d)

[(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) Bree(d) @Nymph_ho]

I invited a guy over the other day and as we’re laying in bed getting handsy I go to take his pants off and this MOTHERFUCKER CHOSE TO WEAR JEANS THAT INSTEAD OF HAVING A ZIP WAS JUST MORE BUTTONS. TO A HOOKUP. THATS TOO MANY BUTTONS

[(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) Bree(d) @Nymph_ho]

Just saw my step sisters husband on tinder.
She’s currently pregnant with their third child.

[(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) Bree(d) @Nymph_ho]

I had to make a police report recently, they came to my house for a statement and it was really hard to focus because the whole time I was thinking about how these two hot muscular guys could just take advantage of me and how much I'd love being a slut for them

[Arkeologen @Arkieologen]

don't flirt with me, my idea of love is far too possessive and unhealthy for anyone stable

[josh @washuaaa]

i am autistic and my special interest is jerking off

[jammdau ashta @jarofjamm]

Let's start a genre of Lane Aim cosplayer images 🫶

[(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) Bree(d) @Nymph_ho]

YSF deserves a fucking award man I get the best sleep of my life after listening to an audio

[(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) Bree(d) @Nymph_ho]

I think it fucked me up more than I realised when my first boyfriend criticised me and shamed me for saying ‘I love you’ during sex.
Cause now it’s like? All I want to hear. Like idc if we’re casual and you gotta lie to me. I just wanna hear it…

[(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) Bree(d) @Nymph_ho]

My housemate has been working from home for the past week and a half and all I’ve wanted to do is forget my name for several hours on my fucking machine but I CANT. I WANT TO GOON.

[(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) Bree(d) @Nymph_ho]

“I’m cumming”
❌ Boring
❌ Overused
❌ Basic
❌ Over too soon

“I’m going to make you a mother”
✅ Hot
✅ Makes my legs weak
✅ A promise and a threat
✅ Breed me pls

[(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) Bree(d) @Nymph_ho]

When a dudes biceps are bigger than my head

[` @schiz04renic]

Gun to your head name a reason to live

[(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) Bree(d) @Nymph_ho]

I should be allowed to watch a guy work out as foreplay.

[(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) Bree(d) @Nymph_ho]

Ex keeps asking me what he did wrong but it’s like how do I explain I want to be treated like a princess?

I want you to open doors for me, give me your jacket when it’s cold, kiss my hand, wait to leave until I’m safely inside….
And then u can disrespect me later in bed.

[(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) Bree(d) @Nymph_ho]

Buff men in slutty little crop tops so I can lick their abs send tweet

[(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) Bree(d) @Nymph_ho]

Even better

[𝒓𝒚 ᛪ༙ @sxnVLR]

pushing 30 btw

[missah 🍁☂️ @_hertabond]

i care about correct anatomy until its time to write a #/multipleorgasms fic lmaoo idc idc that guy IS gonna get his dick up 5 times in a row somehow. he can, his heart is pure.

[(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) Bree(d) @Nymph_ho]

I neeeeeed to just chomp down on a mans bicep or something like a chew toy

[(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) Bree(d) @Nymph_ho]

Dudes will call themselves an alpha male but then look at me funny when I tell them I want to be knotted???

[(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) Bree(d) @Nymph_ho]

Need to bury my face in a buff guys chest for 3 to 6 hours