nyssa

21, queer, bitch

[nyssa @NyssaAnnS]

before removing my spanx vs after

[nyssa @NyssaAnnS]

@carebecc dead meat podcast #99 is amazing. i’m so geeked to hear you talking about jesus christ superstar! thank you for all your hard work (as always.)

[parker @momappreciator]

deleted twitter because i thought it was making me depressed, turns out i just have depression ??

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

options for girls after breakups
• nipple piercings
• cool hair color
• career gains

options for boys after breakups:
• eat taco bell for every meal
• crappy tinder profile with 3 matches
• 1 level up on some x station thing ???

[nyssa @NyssaAnnS]

#NewProfilePic

[nyssa @NyssaAnnS]

this girl been flirting with me for months on instagram and at this point i feel it’s too late to follow her back without it being awkward but it’s also awkward to not follow her 😐

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

I feel like every guy needs a “lady drawer” if you plan on having frequent guests.

[High Storytime @TheTimeIGotHigh]

My weed vs my depression
https://t.co/ybrg3FX72H

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

men are gonna gaslight u and make u seem crazy no matter what so you may as well just go ahead and be a psycho bitch and have some fun with it

[nyssa @NyssaAnnS]

my heart ❤️

[hot boy @YungPoleMaster]

Tell me I am not the best babysitter 😭🙏🏾

Someone drop their badass kid off to my spot in LA 🤪 The kids love me!

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

boys: if you’re wondering whether you should tweet something at a woman, ask yourself “would Paddington Bear say this?” and if the answer is no, don’t tweet that thing.

[nyssa @NyssaAnnS]

@_funkadelic mom and dad 😭💕

[josh @jdeltorooo]

Not this 30 year old woman spelling cancelled wrong all over her dress... that Florida education really ain’t it huh