The Other 87

We used to have a soccer website. Now there's only one of us, but we're sticking to this editorial we thing, like an idiot. Err...idiots.

[The Other 87 @O87Minutes]

The World Cup Final: Let's watch N'Golo Kante and Kylian Mbappe run literal circles around the dead legs of [INSERT OPPONENT].

[The Other 87 @O87Minutes]

Close enough. https://t.co/xwz7RWlg5Y

[The Other 87 @O87Minutes]

England are going to escape this and then some massive Swedish guy is going to run over Kyle Walker at the back post for the QF winner and for ten years you'll have to be built like a defensive tackle to play CB for them.

[The Other 87 @O87Minutes]

A team that could still actually run might take advantage of the fact that the England players think they can call their own fouls.

[The Other 87 @O87Minutes]

It's as if Croatia didn't get the memo that Jordan Pickford is the best goalkeeper in the world now.

[The Other 87 @O87Minutes]

@BrianSeal Better do it quick while he's still got a job.

[The Other 87 @O87Minutes]

France's pressing cues are so obviously just Didier Deschamps standing on the sidelines yelling "Press! Press!"

[The Other 87 @O87Minutes]

It's not like Giroud actually needs his knee.

[The Other 87 @O87Minutes]

It's going to be exciting when Russia continue that World Cup winners curse by not even qualifying for the group stage.

[Will Parchman @WillParchman]

England deservedly through, but still thoroughly jealous of a route to the semis that went through Tunisia, Panama, Colombia and Sweden.

[The Other 87 @O87Minutes]

Harry Maguire starting to answer him then realizing he doesn't want to fight someone named Guidetti is priceless.

[The Other 87 @O87Minutes]

Jordan Pickford's going into stupid overconfidence mode just in time to let a Luka Modric hope and prayer dribble through his fingers.

[The Other 87 @O87Minutes]

It's going to be pretty funny when England finds out in the semifinals that the whole tournament really has been rigged for Russia.

[The Other 87 @O87Minutes]

The football moved out like 65 years ago. They knocked down its house and put up a mixed-use development with condos on top.

[The Other 87 @O87Minutes]

People surprised that this has been dull obviously haven't watched either England or Sweden this tournament.

[The Other 87 @O87Minutes]

Fellaini, meet VAR:

[The Other 87 @O87Minutes]

I was firmly in the "Start Firmino" camp ahead of this game and I'd just like to say I'm sorry, Jesus.

[The Other 87 @O87Minutes]

@nwblackmon Kanté is what you get when the baby from the Incredibles grows up with all of his superpowers.

[The Other 87 @O87Minutes]

Imagine how good France would be if they ever practiced together.

[The Other 87 @O87Minutes]

England are going to escape this and then some massive Swedish guy is going to run over Kyle Walker at the back post for the QF winner and for ten years you'll have to be built like a defensive tackle to play CB for them.

[The Other 87 @O87Minutes]

@nwblackmon This is the proper response.