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Be Good, be kind, be human and LOVE DOGs!!maybe Cats 🐱 too or bunnies 🐰 respect the 🌿 💨 earth #doglover #teamchelsea #writer #zoophilist .. REMEMBER ❗️

[Oba @OBAofAFRIKA]

UNSAFE;

Today I choose to tell you a story
But before that story, here’s my story
Call me Aduke, I like it sweet
And that’s Amoke, not really that sweet

What if we decide to talk about it?
The horrors of our land and her woes
The dangers in our land and our homes

#Thread 👇

[Oba @OBAofAFRIKA]

I have this piece I wrote during the #EndSARS era, just found it in my archive and I think I’m ready to share.

As much as this particular story is a fiction, I am sure there are a lot of Amoke’s out there.

[Oba @OBAofAFRIKA]

Definitely legit bulletproof, cos no be gun kill am

[Arojinle @arojinle1]

Ọmọ!

[Oba @OBAofAFRIKA]

Then you have the effrontery to go threaten the poor girl in her house? Absolute shame! @PrincessUfuoma_ hold him by the throat, get your money!!.
Btw, God will punish you for playing that Mental Health card!….. agbaya!

[Oba @OBAofAFRIKA]

If you owe, it’s your responsibility to pay what you owe and not get people to mediate. Not after you’ve had enough time and grace to fulfil your obligations. And honestly speaking you are a shit guy!

2years to pay up £1500 in a country like this is more than enough time. Gtfo

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Sex/gender is literally true down to the bones

[Oba @OBAofAFRIKA]

When she got close to her house, her car was crossed, the men came out fully armed, dragged her into their car and that was it.

I feel so bad for the entire family.

[Oba @OBAofAFRIKA]

Today makes it 11 days since my friends’s mom got kidnapped in Epe, on her way back home from church in broad daylight.

Kidnappers made contact days after and demanded 200million Naira.

[Oba @OBAofAFRIKA]

Crazy part of this story is, the kidnappers actually got stopped by police at a checkpoint after the kidnap but ofcos, they gave the officers some change and were let on.

One of the kidnappers attended church service with her and trailed her from the church.

[Oba @OBAofAFRIKA]

@ShoeGuyOtis 😂

[Oba @OBAofAFRIKA]

Omo, make I just see 30 million billion trillion thousand pounds for floor 🤯

[Oba @OBAofAFRIKA]

Happy birthday my broski….. You sef na king 🫡

[R. Alistair @iamRAlistair]

Jesus is King ❤️🦅

[Oba @OBAofAFRIKA]

@yabaleftonline This is not harassment, it’s an assault.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

The near invisible methanol fire at the 1981 Indianapolis 500.

[Oba @OBAofAFRIKA]

@Posh_Mo Short person syndrome 😈

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

🔥🚨BREAKING GRAPHIC: This woman wheeled a dead man into the bank and tried to get him to 'sign off' a loan in her name while holding his head up.

Footage showed the woman telling the dead man to grip hold of his pen hard as she placed it between his fingers and encouraged him to sign a piece of paper at the bank branch in Bangu, a neighbourhood in the western area of Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.

A bank worker witnessing the scene told the woman : 'I don't think this is legal. He doesn't look well. He's very pale.'
She replied: 'He's like that' before she told the dead OAP: 'If you're not well, I can take you to hospital. Do you want to go back to hospital again?

deceased pensioner, Paulo Roberto Braga, 68, had passed away a few hours earlier.

The woman who wheeled him into the bank, Erika de Souza Vieira Nunes, was arrested at the scene and told police she was his niece as well as his carer.

Officials have appeared to signal they are related and are said to be checking CCTV cameras inside and outside the bank to see if Mr Braga's family member was on her own or with alleged accomplices amid suspicion they could be dealing with an organised fraud.

The results of a post-mortem to establish cause of death have not yet been made public.

[Oku @oku_yungx]

Remember the Lesbian Lady that spoke about looking for her sperm donor?

She successfully sued her Sperm donor and got a 40% of his pay check.

BRuh 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

A watch 📌

[Oba @OBAofAFRIKA]

@gBK__ People wey Dey craze

[Oba @OBAofAFRIKA]

@masterteamy06 Defo staged but if I go back I go die for my sleep.

[Oba @OBAofAFRIKA]

@gBK__ lol…. When they won’t go out to explore the country/city 😂

[Oba @OBAofAFRIKA]

@masterteamy06 “Impotent”