John Smith

[John Smith @OBCSAGES]

A shot of whiskey would help.

What you ask?

Yes

[John Smith @OBCSAGES]

You know what would heal this country? Football

Not football being played in Germany, football being played in the God Bless US of A! Think the dream team could get on that so we don't have to get up at 7am to watch our favorite sport @realDonaldTrump @elonmusk @RobertKennedyJr

[John Smith @OBCSAGES]

a happy moron never goes home & kicks the dog

[John Smith @OBCSAGES]

it was the most inconvenient thing I've ever attended other than my own wedding

[John Smith @OBCSAGES]

Someone should start a rumor of a shortage of jobs so everybody panics and gets one 5/12/21

[John Smith @OBCSAGES]

Death is a great form of immunity

[John Smith @OBCSAGES]

#sage

[John Smith @OBCSAGES]

Secret to a long marriage:
1. Chose wisely
2. When you realize step 1 is a fools errand, examine the cost/benefit ratio of remediation that decision

[Ron Nash @Zip_30]

It’s not hard folks. Piles of dead bodies don’t typically produce much that moves the economy forward.

[John Smith @OBCSAGES]

I feel like this is one of those life changing moments that rarely come along.

[John Smith @OBCSAGES]

Teener is a knot hole.

[John Smith @OBCSAGES]

Looks fun; booze would help. Booze always helps.

[John Smith @OBCSAGES]

Piss fog is not AWESOME!!!

[John Smith @OBCSAGES]

if there is nothing you WONT do, there is nothing you CANT do

[John Smith @OBCSAGES]

if you cant fix it with booze, you cant fix it

[John Smith @OBCSAGES]

@strykerpks What did you do to piss off tuberculosis?

[John Smith @OBCSAGES]

wimmen ruin almost everything

[John Smith @OBCSAGES]

@Claar @STRIKE_MVMNT Shoe Goop #truestory

[John Smith @OBCSAGES]

(years) working with idiots are like dog years