𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘢𝘮𝘦🌶️✨

kingdom daughter | occasional menace | unfortunately online

[COMMODORE☔ @commodore_nc]

“Add the wele, add the wele, add the wele”🎶🤣🤣🤣

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

You leave potatoes alone for a week & them mfs start growing teeth & box braids.

[T Money @thamulababy]

Me coded fr😭

[AMEE @KukuaAgyare]

The Law x3⚖️ Did it with my girls!🤍

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

nobody:
not a soul:
me laying like this for no reason:

[Ayomide 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

I never dodged reading out loud in class. I was praying the teacher would pick the longest paragraph so I could show off my vocabulary and pronunciation. 😭😭

[nana. @__naryee]

Nana Kofi Ankobiah-Aryee, ESQ.

[larry davids mistress @b1gdumb1diott]

Is anyone else following the dude who is floating down the Congo basin in a blow up raft or am I in a really niche part of the internet

[Chris @citehchris]

the funny thing about love bombing me is i don’t even realize it cause im always like, okay this is actually the normal way to react to meeting me. in fact turn it up a few notches

[Dear Juanita ♡ @dear__juanita]

Men are so funny . They will be thinking they are the only one stressing about making it in life Mtchew. " You are a girl nah"
If i be girl nko? Make my life con spoil ? 😭

[Double Bubble @tee_danja]

Hailey will put that lip balm in your ass if you ain’t looking

[𝕊ડs𝕥ꪗꪶꪖr ✰ @wtfisXxx]

Congratulations Mommy🎉🎉🎉🎉
Finally you’ve achieved this dream, making us all proud🤭. No more “Selasie check my portal and mail for me, Selasie are you free we need to do a registration”🤣🤣 So so happy for you 🤞🏾

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

You might wanna rephrase that one chief 😭

[𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞 @Mzdelah]

It’s important to remember that your goal is to do well, not to convince other people that you’re doing well.

[𝓡𝓲𝓻𝓲 𝔁𝓸.💋🪡 @friddah_]

which kind 20s be this.

[ADAEZE👩‍🍳👸-THE BLUEPRINT/ODOGWU OF BANANA BREAD @adaezennaji_]

19th September last year vs today. Still here, still fighting for my life🫠

[ꌅꈼꈼꄞ ⚓️ @RIPCURLREEF]

Sometimes i say shit people find really funny without me meaning to be funny and it always feels like this

[hm @sexxydecoy]

If i ever say “right right” its like this

[SLG @ayee_SLG]

Turned 30 in St. Maarten. ✨