#affluence

WASPy comments from the Gold Coast of Long Island and other equally preppy locations. Satire.

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#affluence means never having to ask about allergies #lovestoryfor2016

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"They don't have any chilled bubbly, we might have to go with regular rosé."
"Ugh, I GUESS." #overhearduppereastside #overheardnewyork

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When you do your Christmas shopping at a museum, not a museum store #wewillalwaysberoyals #themet #affluence

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*fifty criticisms and 10 mins into Serendipity*

"Maybe there's a reason why we don't watch this movie."

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John Cusack in Serendipity: "Where did you find this place?"
Well, it's only one of the most famous restaurants in the city...

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Delicious dinner at our ultra-secret go-to French bistro with great friends #UESLiving #youknowyouloveme

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Too bad playing polo doesn't give you any steps for your Fitbit challenge.

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There's nothing like Newport living #Newport #NewportMansions #TheElms

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Picnicking is really all about the wine..and maybe a side of cheese or two. #CentralParkPicnics

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There's nothing like steak tartare with a quail's egg #brunch #dcliving

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Now I have an immersion blender if anyone wants to borrow it. #affluence #kitchenessentials

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Update: ordered an immersion blender on Amazon prime for 2-hour delivery. #topchef #internetisking

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Update: the magic bullet overheated. Went to the food processor. SAME THING HAPPENED. #topchef

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Trying to emulate the yacht club chef by making homemade vichychoisse. Updates to come. #topchef

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Sitting in my Upper East Side apt steaming white lace dinner napkins...because @DinerEnBlancNYC #WASPLife

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There's nothing so #tacky as a houseguest who leaves behind a pile of dirty laundry, a trail of empty bottles, and no hostess gift

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Nothing like @TandCmag-approved #missedconnections https://t.co/wDCz5REDGy h/t @sarahsolfails

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"We should rename strip malls to demi-plazas."

[Lee Radziwill @RadziwillLee]

I like a G&T with my T&C.

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Required viewing: https://t.co/5FONRCISij #ThePhiladelphiaStory

[NYTimes Vows @NYTvows]

Despite the bride & groom's family position, wealth, and connections, the weather during their outdoor wedding was overcast.