Kalansus 🍙

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Meme Collector | Art Enjoyer | JP Vtuber Appreciator | Cat Artisan | Gaming

BEGINNER Woodworker (hobbyist, no apprenticeship)

Header artist: @waniiii6974

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Want to share that I finally started my Woodworking journey.

A thank you to Rex Krueger for finally inspiring me to begin.

My first ever project will be a saw bench and today I have made my first strides. Following Rex's project plans atm.

They're not perfect, but they're mine

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@fuzukimiki The spirits have blessed you with luck this week.

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@peagade__ Mofufu sounds like a slur but I like it

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@Thebeardkingart Grok, share the gif with the auditorium

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@missingb0dy @SquChanVT is this picture supposed to be one that makes her look bad or something?

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@jellyhoshiumi It's jummer, so most jeople picture jerry in jikini cause it's jot outside, so jerry being nearly jekkid is pretty jormal in order to jool off.
Jerry.

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@OracledDecay It doesn't matter, FromSoft doesn't own the IP and it never will do anything with it due to Sony milking it

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@Aristotle7777 I used a dating app for the first time in 6 years and I remember going through every girl's profile thinking if our interests would fit.
Realizing that girls don't do that (in my 1st month of using the app), I deleted it and am planning to never use it again.

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@Pirat_Nation

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@DiscussingFilm

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@Dexerto dude...

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@deerbuge >"DUUD WHY TF ENEMY?? I CANT HAVE ENEMY!!! RUN AWAY FROM ENEMY!!!"
>doesn't kill if unless necessary
>blind to anything other than a straight path
>records himself sucking at playing the game
>posts it online thinking he is mocking the game
Elden Ring retards, not even once

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@Kaneko_Lumi

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@jaderants >man gets in relationship with woman
>woman shows true colors and begins assaulting man physically
>man slaps woman once
>woman.exe stops working and initiates court_order.exe
>woman extracts assets.rar from man
>woman leaves and repeats process with other man
it's intentional.

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@ayaseyuuu "SHICKSHTY SEVUUN"
is honestly a lot more cooler than "six seven"

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@vVTOLl Why is all art of Kronii so hot and sexy and cute bros I cannot take it anymore

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@thechosenberg Retard take on the woman and this random twitter fag "rosey".
Actually, the man will probably outlive her because of his healthy lifestyle, props on him.
Enjoy men doing this while they still can.

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@bvtm_tnd It's over, she's done a breast reduction and is now as flat as a fucking bread slice bros.......

(h o t a f)

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@koganeiniko Forehead Niko (taunting)

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@Loshi_CM3D2 Holy honkers, batman (i am 190 and ready to perish by suffocation)