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[fowo • 🪄 @fwzisher]

If she doesn’t ask you for money, she’s asking another guy. If she asks you for money, she doesn’t love you

[kakuzu @kakuzus6thheart]

Used to think my dick was average sized till i really looked at it in the hands of women.

[Destiny Leonard @desslyonn]

If she replies fast, she’s trying to make you think she’s not texting another guy. If she replies late she was texting another guy 💔

[Wizkid @wizkidayo]

To see pretty shit u got to have pretty eyes

[Wizkid @wizkidayo]

Life amazing

[mos @mos5431h7w]

when does my adult penis come in

[Ben @Spar_tacuss]

She think say as i be simp for lagos life i be simp for real life 😂💔

[Astra 🪖 @Astra_szn]

If she stays online after saying gn, that means she has a second guy but if she goes offline right after saying gn that means you’re the second guy

[Rayyy👨🏾‍🦯 @Greatnesss99]

Her: Hello baby, how are you…Ouch…
Me: Why, what’s wrong?
Her: Baby lemme call you back, I’ve hurt myself

[𝕰𝖑_𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖍 @belikenathaniel]

If she stays through the struggle, there's a guy making sure she doesn’t feel the struggle.

[Acube 🍃 @Dammie_Dammie]

Mathematics Monday morning double period 😭😭

[💕 @abc_d1vine]

"to be frank" who is Frank and why do we wanna be him

[ᜰ @b0yaviator]

Women don't notice you're unhappy until your unhappiness starts to affect them.

[Ehis ✨ @canada_goat]

“Babe this isn’t you🥹”…

yeah I know but I no fit leave this change for this bikeman

[david @eponchuks]

I go tell you say women dey lie, you go talk say your mama too?

Yes my mama too
My mama wey go wan beat me that year, I go block am

She go call everybody say I beat her.
Na all of una, be like say na inbuilt something.

[y4yi @yxyiagain]

@islamfgs look where they come from, what they come from, who they come from

[Yehgha @yaygha]

Mfs witnessed Ronaldo's egocentrism and narcissism for 2 decades and called it passion.

Blind as a bat

[THE DUKE OF MADRID II @thedukeofmadrid]

Negreira vs. 155 charges.

The corruption derby.

[JEFF🕸️ @j_gotback]

I wish soulmates were marked so we'd stop wasting time on ungrateful people.