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2019

[soothsayer @iamasoothsayer]

2023: Corona ended
2026: Hantavirus

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

Potions class with Snape… round two:

[RPG Enjoyer 🐉 @BasedRPG]

Just realized that when Neville faces the boggart, it’s going to look like his biggest fear is a black guy hiding in his closet

[cryptolake @crypt0lake]

the REAL civilization map

[Felix Rex @navyhato]

Well?

[Reddit Lies @reddit_lies]

Almost got away with it.

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

“You gotta start looksmaxing Potter, being with that brokie and that mystery meat girl is stopping you from mogging me”

[Furkan Gözükara @FurkanGozukara]

LMAO who made this 😭😂🤣

Trump would go crazy if he had seen this

[ʜᴜsᴀүη ރ @hussainaxis]

Me knowing Iran didn’t surrender and Tel Aviv is being bombed day and night.

[scalping rights advocate @LVUS_chud]

@MaybeMidwits

[Noah’s Ark 🚢 @NoahsArk1000]

@MyLordBebo 🤣

[Om Patel @om_patel5]

stop spending money on Claude Code.

Chipotle's support bot is free:

[S͎a͎l͎a͎d͎i͎n͎🇸🇴⚖️🕋✍️ @InaHassan3]

Iran's ceasefire conditions just dropped and they are not playing:

— Hand Netanyahu to the ICC
— Withdraw to Oct 7 borders
— Cancel Trump's Gaza plan
— Lift ALL sanctions, return frozen funds
— Recognize Iran's nuclear rights
— Leave Lebanon, Syria, Yemen
— Evacuate ALL US bases from Arab soil
— Trump must publicly apologize to Khamenei
— Compensate Iran for every sanction ever imposed

Then they ended it with: "That is no great matter for God."

This isn't a ceasefire list. This is a surrender document handed to the most powerful military on earth.

And the wild part? After blinding the US radar, weaponizing Hormuz, and rejecting every ceasefire call, they might actually have the leverage to mean it.

[BRICS News @BRICSinfo]

JUST IN: 🇮🇷 Iran says any Arab or European country that expels Israeli and US ambassadors will get free passage through the Strait of Hormuz starting tomorrow.

[jamiemcintyre @jamiemcintyre21]

America is winning the war with this level of precision strike. 😂

They even published the video footage by centcom verified account. Later, Iran confirmed that the image is actually a decoy tactic to checkmate the American and Israeli air attack.

Over hundreds of the airbase has the same tactic, and real aircraft are placed underground base.

[Pubity @pubity]

China and Europe are introducing new regulations that will require cars to have physical buttons instead of just touchscreens.

They believe car controls must be "blind-operable" for important functions and that touchscreens can be a safety risk on the road.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Still kinda hot tbh

[Kien Tran @kt_mastery]

Benefits of approaching women in real life:

- No filters
- No catfishes
- No endless texting
- Most guys don’t do it
- Women actually like it
- You become socially sharp
- You create instant chemistry
- You build confidence for life
- You stop taking rejection personally
- You learn how women ACTUALLY respond
- You get better at flirting naturally
- Women remember you

Approaching in real life is a cheat code

Most guys are too pussy for it.