Dirt McGirt

“Here’s the deal—I’m the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.” — Ricky Bobby

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@ClashRoyale All the money and time I have spent on this game since its release, and all I get are stupid gems.

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@suhaa_03 @ClashRoyale

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@ClashRoyale #clashroyale

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@DrEliDavid This gives me a chubby

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@Breaking911 She doesn't speak on behalf of me so don't pull that "on behalf of Americans" bull shit.

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@Breaking911 @nickshirleyy @TND

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@Breaking911 Shocking, looks like a standup citizen. Love how the mustache compliments the neck tattoo.

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@ClashofClans Calling out myself for being a crappy leader #L2LURVLV

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@Breaking911 Good thing he was double masked

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@RealJamesWoods Is that Howard Stern

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@Breaking911 My man out here looking like Dwight Schrute

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@Breaking911 Great family man. He lets his wife support the family while go goes and plays captain snowflake.

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@ClashofClans Barry

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@Breaking911 And the dems will cry bullshit

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@RobSchneider Absolutely true. People tune in to late night shows to get away from politics. If we wanted opinated platforms we would tune into the news channels

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@Breaking911 @DaveBondyTV That was a boy?

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@Breaking911

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@Breaking911 Nice rug

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@Breaking911 It's okay, Soros will provide bail and lefty DA will give him a slap on the wrist.

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@ClashRoyale TBH, this update sucks