Olivia Inglett

LU ‘16, GO ARMY, Finance Extraordinaire

[Olivia Inglett @ODInglett]

99% confident I just saw @JohnnieM at Dulles airport and all my 2012 LU celeb sighting excitement came flooding back

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@Apple can we get a BCC for iMessage over here, please? This copy paste business for my different friend groups is so 2012

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@JeffBezos @amazon @Starbucks
Picture this-I order my coffee in the drive thru. While I’m waiting to go to the window someone comes out that sneaky back door everyone stares at while they wait and takes my return. I DIDN’T HAVE TO UNBUCKLE MY KIDS FOR COFFEE OR THE RETURN 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

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@ChickfilA bring back the grilled spicy sandwich 😫

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@LukeBryanOnline next time you drop a summer anthem about margaritas could you shoot me a text to make sure I’m not pregnant? Kthanks

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@BachelorABC Peter’s cool and whatever, but how much do I have to pay to just do the obstacle course?
Btw I know how many feet are in a mile 🙄

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I used to think he said “what?” seventeen times because he wasn’t listening to me. Based on the volume of the TV, I now believe he is genuinely almost deaf. #Marriage

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Thank you @Wegmans for using gluten free soy sauce and ingredients in your sushi 💚 significant value added to my life #celiacawareness

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If I die eating @ChipotleTweets don’t mourn me, I literally went out living my best life 😌

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What I said-> “I’m taking the day off.”
What they heard-> “I’m working from home.”

[Matt Zarb-Cousin @mattzarb]

This is phenomenal

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Everyone posting their weather app’s “feels like” meanwhile I’m over here like “feels like imma still drink my iced @dunkindonuts cause I’m no sissy” ❄️ #WinnersRunOnDunkin

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People who take more than three minutes to decide what to order when they reach the cash register at @ChickfilA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! My lunch order is the one thing I am certain about in this life.

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Things I never thought I’d google: can you bring books into the White House?

Things Google doesn’t know: can you bring books into the White House?
@realDonaldTrump

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Blessed are the people who open citrus fruits in public places

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After two hours of being told the snack cart is on the way for while we wait, @AmericanAir guy goes to announce it should be here soon and someone across the lobby yells “stop, everyone already ate!!” 😂😂

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What’s worse than delayed flights? Creepy old man pilots who keep asking you out while you wait in the customer service line even after you tell them you’re married. Get it together, @AmericanAir.

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When you’re supposed to arrive 7 hours early but @AmericanAir can’t operate functional aircrafts so now you’re going to be two hours late 😂😂 should have gone @Delta

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@JerryFalwellJr @beckifalwell next year y’all need to bring busses of students up to West Point for this game. Our cheering squad is unsatisfactory 😬

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As a financial planner, my favorite @mrBobbyBones segment is hands down MC FDIC 🤣🤑