Sir Evidence💙

food scientist/data analyst/heat waterproofing installer (fet).
🇳🇬/Igbo, catholic.

[scenker @chibest_up]

I love Twitter because no one knows when you're online or not

[Oṣóyínká 🪔 @sledge_baba]

I learned something new today.
Whenever you're reporting someone to the police in Nigeria, never forget the most important phrases.

These are very important in your statement; "He said he's not afraid of the police" and "He said he knows his rights"

Leave the rest to them.

[Risi Arab Money @OyinLadun0]

Hydrogen peroxide will give you this result and I am not even joking.

Dilute a little quantity of hydrogen peroxide in water,use it to brush your teeth.

Dont leave in your mouth for too long❌

Don’t use without diluting ❌

[𝓳𝓸𝓼𝓱🧸 @Joshwydd_]

Once a man gets to this level of maturity,nothing can break him anymore.

[Modupeoluwa R.N.🇳🇬⚕️ @nurse_kidda]

Don't let anybody deceive you! Academic validation is a big flexxxxx 🎉🥳
His mom would be so proud 🥹🥹

[José Ramón Fernández @joserra_espn]

¡NORUEGA ENLOQUECIÓ! 🇳🇴

90 mil personas recibieron a su selección tras el Mundial.

El príncipe de Noruega tocó el tambor y toda la ciudad hizo el “remo noruego”. IMPRESIONANTE

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

We blame poverty for everything in this country. No it is not poverty. We are not the only country where there is majority poverty. It is a value system problem.

Our values are monetized.

Outside this Nigeria, poor people genuinely fall in love, students fall in love and commit - not because of what they expect but because the whole point of love is to create memories and enjoy the company of each other. Both parties look after each other and share the bills where necessary. I've seen 18 year old students, studying together and doing part time jobs and sharing the bills. That is love.

If you ask a Nigerian about love, they will tell you to experience love, you need to spend money - his money. We are damaged. Special moments are special because of special people - not because of how much you spent.

[☆👽 @ayo_cxntral]

I keep coming back to this Zlatan interview about money

[Neale @AbeFroman]

OG sis is spitting facts. 🗣️‼️

[NEFERTITI @firstladyship]

Nothing must happen to Sen. Garba Maidoki from Kebbi State. One of the very few senators with a conscience. He has continued to speak for Nigerians. This is the Senator of the Month!

[Sir Evidence💙 @OE_IFEANYI]

She will never raise her hand on him again

[- سرايا١. @khfwq_]

الخوف من الزواج ان نتزوج الشخص الغلط ...

[NEFERTITI @firstladyship]

Senator Garba Musa Maidoki echoed what most Nigerians have been saying. Nigerians were not consulted on the State Police Bill. There was no public hearing. The timing is highly suspicious. This is a huge indictment on the Godswill Akpabio-led National Assembly.

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

Bruhhhh, check out this 4 bedroom refined vintage bungalow in Oyo state Omoh… it even has a cinema 🥶✨

[아두라💞💜 @Aduradara61049]

Once a man decides it's over, there's no amount of sex that can win your way back into his heart.

[Big Uncle @Usmanashafe]

Everyone needs to experience this kind of love in their lifetime 😁❤️

But sadly, not everyone will experience it 😔

[Aproko Doctor Global @aproko_doctor]

Because by the time you are able to say anything, the sleep paralysis has ended already.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Unfortunate greetings to you @OgbeniDipo

This message is not in anyway intent to educate you, you've descended below the capacity to retain any form of intelligence - it is intended to ridicule you.

Absolute wonderkids went to represent the country you claim to love more than us, they excelled wonderfully only for you to dogwhistle your fellow ewedu crooners to a space in order to ridicule them on the grounds of their ethnicity.

You and your fellow guttersnipes love to exist in the delusion that you're the most educated tribe - as someone who has twice whatever the height of your academic peak is, no modicum of education shines through you - just bubbles of intellectual fraud & disgusting bìgötry (I added the ami ohun to satisfy your insatiable need for cultural preservation.

For years, you hawked CV reviews like your life depended on it - when it stopped putting food on your table, you began to ridicule education to promote the akaranification & kukulization of the economy just because of your new job designation as Dean of Studies, Apoda Twitter.

It hurts me personally you know, that a good number of trees have to stay alive just to satisfy the oxygen need for people like you. People like you who play destructive roles in the society, who deserve to be melted into asphalt to fill potholes.

People like you are cancerous because your presumed academic journey & perceived exposure allows your to command a certain level audience when the strength of your intelligence can be measured in kilobytes.

Whatever Alex has done that you and your insiduous ilk suppose to imitate, celebrate, collaborate or encourage - you're tearing down at the expense of children who have done nothing to you.

Just because the covering duvet doesn't have pockets, motorcycles don't have conductors & we cannot put airconditioning units in tricycles - every single effort you commit to will convert to vain.

If the owners of the morning agree to initiate your progress, the custodians of the night will stage a protest.

We cannot be championing a campaign against olodo uprising only for our first major academic win as a country to surface weeks after - only for proglottides like yourselves to shit on it, just because it satisfies your bìgötry KPIs.

It will not be well with you.

[DON “Tobechukwu” Ade 👑 @Row_Haastrup]

This Chinese guy has successfully exposed all magicians 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

Most men start off like this until they meet women who show them that it means absolutely nothing

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Most religious people are very wicked in heart, and they have unforgiving spirits.

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