𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐍.

▸ 𝓂𝑜𝓃𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓇

[𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐍. @OFDEVlLS]

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#вorιĸenвaвe
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⠀ ✧༺♥༻∞ and the walls kept tumbling 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 in the city that we 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 .

[𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐍. @OFDEVlLS]

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⠀⠀⠀kisses reader ,
⠀⠀⠀no miss .
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[𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐍. @OFDEVlLS]

:: so like,, what are our thoughts on the extended pages ........... ::

[𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐍. @OFDEVlLS]

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⠀currently accepting murderer applications . choice of weapon and method is up to you as long as you kill me .
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[𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐍. @OFDEVlLS]

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⠀.... do you need me to teach you how to use a bathroom ?
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[Pieck Finger @PikuFinger]

I

No I’m?? Built different???

[𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐍. @OFDEVlLS]

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⠀he’d be so sad :(
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[𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐍. @OFDEVlLS]

fanon eren: a literal sex god

my eren: how tf do girls pee???

[𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐍. @OFDEVlLS]

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⠀don’t you need to like ,, squat ?
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[Pieck Finger @PikuFinger]

N... no it just goes

Down????

[𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐍. @OFDEVlLS]

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⠀you’re the kid’s brother , i can’t do that .
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[𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐍. @OFDEVlLS]

:: GOODBYE THIS IS SO FUNNY ::

[𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐍. @OFDEVlLS]

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⠀i don’t know much about girls , but i do know you can’t exactly aim like we do . wouldn’t you just get it all over your thighs ?
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[Pieck Finger @PikuFinger]

I mean it’s like. Going on the floor. Not on me so-

[𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐍. @OFDEVlLS]

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⠀you’d rather piss on yourself ?!
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[Pieck Finger @PikuFinger]

no

[𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐍. @OFDEVlLS]

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⠀please use the bathroom when you piss .
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[Pieck Finger @PikuFinger]

no i am not

[𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐍. @OFDEVlLS]

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⠀aren’t you potty trained ??
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[Pieck Finger @PikuFinger]

Pees on the tl 🧍🏻

[𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐍. @OFDEVlLS]

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⠀it’s you on your way to satan .
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[𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐍. @OFDEVlLS]

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⠀meet me at the wendy’s parking lot at 2 am 😤
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[𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐍. @OFDEVlLS]

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⠀this you ?
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[𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐍. @OFDEVlLS]

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⠀🥺
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[𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐍. @OFDEVlLS]

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⠀that expression was not meant for you , bestie ❤️
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[𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐍. @OFDEVlLS]

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⠀where’s the strip pole , isky ? where is it ?
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[𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐍. @OFDEVlLS]

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⠀iskel really said call me by your name .
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