Sloan & Skylar

Singers/songwriters/musicians of 2 Cats on a Walkway who also happen to be best friends. Making raw, emotional music to try to escape soul-sucking suburbia.

[Jessie Gennuso @jgennus93]

Hair getting wider, not longer. Why

[Sloan & Skylar @OFFICIAL2cats]

@jgennus93 @carriesnotscary okay brilliant

[Sloan & Skylar @OFFICIAL2cats]

women in STEM, men in Asics

[Sloan & Skylar @OFFICIAL2cats]

Did they get bussed in from some good Charlotte convention at Allstate arena?

[Sloan & Skylar @OFFICIAL2cats]

These kids are 22 at best.

[Sloan & Skylar @OFFICIAL2cats]

@StevieNicks gets inducted into the Rock & Roll HOF for the second time, and we can’t even get our cousin to hire us as his wedding band

[Sloan & Skylar @OFFICIAL2cats]

@walkwaystalker Minus 2. You do the math

[Sloan & Skylar @OFFICIAL2cats]

@walkwaystalker However many yards stated in our restraining order plus 1

[Sloan & Skylar @OFFICIAL2cats]

@jgennus93 teens?

[Sloan & Skylar @OFFICIAL2cats]

@Hozier for the love of all that is holy, WHEN are you dropping some new music on us we are DYING here

[Sloan & Skylar @OFFICIAL2cats]

@TTChilders Hope you didn’t stay up too late, you have a big show coming up tonight!!

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Annual 6-Sentence Conversation With Cousin Goes Smoothly https://t.co/Qml3CgReXS

[Sloan & Skylar @OFFICIAL2cats]

@Hozier, if you cut your hair soon, mind mailing a few handfuls to us? if you can spare it. love to use it as cordage for a couple crop tops we're weaving. happy to pay shipping costs

[Sloan & Skylar @OFFICIAL2cats]

@ABC7Chicago Later that same night I caught Kevin making out with Lindsay Fitzpatrick behind the Icee machine while Even Flow was playing. Go figure #hurljam

[Sloan & Skylar @OFFICIAL2cats]

@ABC7Chicago Crushed by this news. Heard “Kiss Me” by Sixpence None the Richer for the first time there during couples skate with Kevin Peterson and it felt like we were the only ones in the rink

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

white people after correctly pronouncing bon iver once