JGZ

go out swinging | DTX |

[fuck @greaserburger]

Free tony romo school walkout

[Rep. Mitch Little @realmitchlittle]

Gonna be wild seeing 8 Texas teams in the college football playoff.

[Chanluh 🪐 @chxnluh]

Yes, the United States has a bunch of issues.

Your country has 0 SEC Championships. You’ve never experienced something like Ohio State vs Michigan. Texas Tech is recruiting with your country’s entire GDP. You’ve never seen an army of relentless soldiers like 2001 Miami.

Weep.

[JGZ @OFFICIALJGZ]

He literally lost us games because of his poor performance, and the tape is so bad that it seems like he was doing it on purpose. So yeah both of yall can f*ck off. Goodbye and good riddance.

[Micah Parsons @MicahhParsons11]

I feel like what point is there in trying to publicly disrespect someone? He’s not representing the star anymore, just give the man a farewell and wish him the best. I don’t know why everything has to be negative every time a break-up happens! He’s in a better situation rn, trust me! Bro’s gonna be great again!

[Georges St-Pierre @GeorgesStPierre]

One of my favorite quotes is the one from Marcus Aurelius: ‘The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts.’
I think it’s always good to remember it.

[☥ @rosiesrib]

don’t waste ur best years being fat

[JGZ @OFFICIALJGZ]

Life can be terrible at times.
But Even through all the bs you will always have that choice in your mind to choose happiness. Always.

[Confessionzzz @OPinfernonewac1]

Nico Harrison looked at this team and said “let me ruin this”

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

How Monday morning feels after every NFL Sunday:

(via @NFL)

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

I’d rather have the two first round draft picks than give Micah Parsons nearly $200 million. Cowboys will get ripped for this trade, but I think it’s the right move if that’s the cost. They weren’t a Super Bowl team with him, still aren’t without him.

[JGZ @OFFICIALJGZ]

Me to

[CoKane @KanesCabDriv3r]

When you’re at chilis and someone orders fajitas

[ຸ @XxTweetsAlot]

this how watching 2024 Luka felt like

[midmid @Midmid7711]

In another life….

[Facts matter @1800factsmatter]

Genius way to save a parking spot for your friend in Democrat run cities

[DR22 Ω 🪬🎭 @DejaRu22]

UNTIL DEATH, ALL DEFEAT IS PSYCHOLOGICAL

[JGZ @OFFICIALJGZ]

Lmao

[Lukie @howsypartner]

If you’re 25+ please put that Labubu down and start contributing to your 401k

[venus exalted @thegentledyke]

when they make a Hate Island somebody link me

[thankyouryan! @vtbryanlegend]

I hate to admit but this tweet is the reason I never joined the military. Seeing this at 16 changed the trajectory of my life

[JGZ @OFFICIALJGZ]

Halliburton is a sick individual