𝙼𝙰𝙹𝙾𝚁 𝙰𝙻𝙴𝙽𝙺𝙾 : parody!

𝐒͟𝐇͟𝐀͟𝐃͟𝐎͟𝐖͟𝐒 𝗪𝗜𝗟𝗟 𝐒͟𝐂͟𝐑͟𝐄͟𝐀͟𝐌 𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗜’𝗠 𝐀͟𝐋͟𝐎͟𝐍͟𝐄.

[𝙼𝙰𝙹𝙾𝚁 𝙰𝙻𝙴𝙽𝙺𝙾 : parody! @OFMAJORALENKO]

https://t.co/gq4DlsxrgW

[𝙼𝙰𝙹𝙾𝚁 𝙰𝙻𝙴𝙽𝙺𝙾 : parody! @OFMAJORALENKO]

https://t.co/eFfF0hJOcU.

Tbh I’m kinda just … debating on whether or not I wanna keep Kaidan now. Though I might just flip all my ME accs.

[𝙼𝙰𝙹𝙾𝚁 𝙰𝙻𝙴𝙽𝙺𝙾 : parody! @OFMAJORALENKO]

https://t.co/eFfF0hJOcU.

So … possible revamp happening? I also might post some solos about Kaidan to get my muse back.

[𝙼𝙰𝙹𝙾𝚁 𝙰𝙻𝙴𝙽𝙺𝙾 : parody! @OFMAJORALENKO]

@SHOOTFlRST “you wish you were as famous as me. but it’s been a while — how are you doing?”

kaidan chuckled before holding his hand out for a handshake.

[𝙼𝙰𝙹𝙾𝚁 𝙰𝙻𝙴𝙽𝙺𝙾 : parody! @OFMAJORALENKO]

“Holy … is that James Vega?”

@SHOOTFlRST

[𝙼𝙰𝙹𝙾𝚁 𝙰𝙻𝙴𝙽𝙺𝙾 : parody! @OFMAJORALENKO]

Kaidan playfully rolled his eyes at Wrex — he couldn’t truly be mad at the Krogan, Wrex saved Kaidan’s butt more than once.

“It worked a bit ( too ) well there, Wrex. But glad to see you’re still around.”

[𝙼𝙰𝙹𝙾𝚁 𝙰𝙻𝙴𝙽𝙺𝙾 : parody! @OFMAJORALENKO]

Cue the sentinel side-stepping, just barely in time because of the Krogan.

“Wrex, what the hell!”

[𝙼𝙰𝙹𝙾𝚁 𝙰𝙻𝙴𝙽𝙺𝙾 : parody! @OFMAJORALENKO]

https://t.co/eFfF0hJOcU.

Apologies for disappearing, I’ve been on Instagram RP. Oops.

But I do plan on making a comeback (maybe even a revamp)?

[𝙼𝙰𝙹𝙾𝚁 𝙰𝙻𝙴𝙽𝙺𝙾 : parody! @OFMAJORALENKO]

@durosoutlaw || Bruh, Marvel is so icky

[𝙼𝙰𝙹𝙾𝚁 𝙰𝙻𝙴𝙽𝙺𝙾 : parody! @OFMAJORALENKO]

@0FD4RKNESS || UGH YES HE WOULD

[𝙼𝙰𝙹𝙾𝚁 𝙰𝙻𝙴𝙽𝙺𝙾 : parody! @OFMAJORALENKO]

|| Damn, this made me wish I had gifs/pics of either Kaidan (or Oscar) in a suit or Garrus in a suit so I can join in on the Life Day celebration.

[𝙼𝙰𝙹𝙾𝚁 𝙰𝙻𝙴𝙽𝙺𝙾 : parody! @OFMAJORALENKO]

“ I doubt Shepard would be humiliated because of that. Again, Shepard is just Shepard. They couldn’t get humiliated in any situation. “

[˖ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ݁‍‍ ‍╱ 𝓐𝐑𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐆͟𝐄͟𝐋͟。 @volantagiile]

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❝ Plenty of times, Major. If Shepard has reapers as their audience. And they’re laughing their asses off —— that’s more than enough humiliation to go around . ❞ ⠀⠀⠀

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[𝙼𝙰𝙹𝙾𝚁 𝙰𝙻𝙴𝙽𝙺𝙾 : parody! @OFMAJORALENKO]

https://t.co/eFfF0hJOcU.

I just thought of a funny headcanon.

Kaidan, when not sitting at the helm of the Normandy, just kinda finds the weirdest places to sit—it was something he used to do back in Vancouver, if all the chairs were taken.

[𝙼𝙰𝙹𝙾𝚁 𝙰𝙻𝙴𝙽𝙺𝙾 : parody! @OFMAJORALENKO]

@0FD4RKNESS || i’m v late but i’m on my way

[𝙼𝙰𝙹𝙾𝚁 𝙰𝙻𝙴𝙽𝙺𝙾 : parody! @OFMAJORALENKO]

https://t.co/eFfF0hJOcU.

One of these days I’ll get a playlist for Kaidan up.

[𝙼𝙰𝙹𝙾𝚁 𝙰𝙻𝙴𝙽𝙺𝙾 : parody! @OFMAJORALENKO]

https://t.co/eFfF0hJgnm.

No one can change my mind on this being a Kaidan song.

https://t.co/CLjpxjBnnC

[𝙼𝙰𝙹𝙾𝚁 𝙰𝙻𝙴𝙽𝙺𝙾 : parody! @OFMAJORALENKO]

“ One question though. Have you even seen Shepard be humiliated? Because they can’t be. At all. “

[˖ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ݁‍‍ ‍╱ 𝓐𝐑𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐆͟𝐄͟𝐋͟。 @volantagiile]

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❝ Yet this is why I hope those dancing lessons are working well. Because I 𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙚 to Shepard humiliated. ❞ ⠀⠀⠀

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[𝙼𝙰𝙹𝙾𝚁 𝙰𝙻𝙴𝙽𝙺𝙾 : parody! @OFMAJORALENKO]

" They’re always laughing their asses off, Garrus. But, I concur. Shepard is … quite a character when it comes do dancing. “

[˖ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ݁‍‍ ‍╱ 𝓐𝐑𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐆͟𝐄͟𝐋͟。 @volantagiile]

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❝ Shepard dancing is just another typical reason as to why the reapers are laughing their asses off. ❞ ⠀⠀⠀

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[Sparatus. @ClaimDismissed]

https://t.co/6aRvvehKIB

[𝙼𝙰𝙹𝙾𝚁 𝙰𝙻𝙴𝙽𝙺𝙾 : parody! @OFMAJORALENKO]

@softofnaboo https://t.co/eFfF0hrEYM. I’ll send my spirit to help you fight him!