Selina j 🧚🏻🌙⚒

Just a totally normal and well adjusted bipolar artist and writer

[Selina j 🧚🏻🌙⚒ @OfSelina]

OUT NOW— VERSIONS OF HER

Not a love story.
Not a confession.
A Reckoning.

Available on Kindle & Paperback

Link Below

#Booktwt

[Selina j 🧚🏻🌙⚒ @OfSelina]

Today is the last chance to listen to the Monty Python song ‘Sit On My Fave’ without going to prison

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

🇬🇧 UK porn ban starts tomorrow (6 Nov 2026)

From Friday, possessing or publishing certain types of pornography becomes a criminal offence in England and Wales under the Crime and Policing Act 2026.

Banned content includes:
• Strangulation or suffocation
• Penetrative sex between people who appear related (or are pretending to be related, including some step/foster scenarios)
• Adults role-playing as children under 16

Penalties:
• Up to 2 years for possession of strangulation or “relative” content
• Up to 3 years for the under-16 role-play material
• Up to 5 years for publishing any of it

[Selina j 🧚🏻🌙⚒ @OfSelina]

@dazza_Beersmith @beverleyturner Literally said it on air

Admittedly it was GB News and nobody was watching

But knowing what the allegations were she didn’t wait . She went in with her whole chest to declare him a hero

No coming back from that

[Selina j 🧚🏻🌙⚒ @OfSelina]

Hey @beverleyturner turned out your hero Russell Brand is a fucking dirty little rapist

[Selina j 🧚🏻🌙⚒ @OfSelina]

Happy Scaring Animals To Death For No Fucking Reason Day

Let’s make it a good one this year

Reckon there’s a a good number of horses and household pets we can take down this year

It’s what some cunt who died hundreds of years ago would have wanted

[Selina j 🧚🏻🌙⚒ @OfSelina]

We’d genuinely be fucked without Jarrod Bowen

[Selina j 🧚🏻🌙⚒ @OfSelina]

Well at least we know Scott Parker can give half time team talks

[West Ham United @WestHam]

A point on the road 🤝

[Selina j 🧚🏻🌙⚒ @OfSelina]

Glow

[Selina j 🧚🏻🌙⚒ @OfSelina]

@girlwithredhurr @SandyofSuffolk That’s Mike Graham’s alt account

[Selina j 🧚🏻🌙⚒ @OfSelina]

Elder abuse?
Borderline racism?

Has everyone lost their fucking minds?

[Selina j 🧚🏻🌙⚒ @OfSelina]

I can’t express how much it’s just a TV advert

[Selina j 🧚🏻🌙⚒ @OfSelina]

Lupin

[Selina j 🧚🏻🌙⚒ @OfSelina]

Let’s be honest the John Lewis Christmas ads peaked when they did the one about the pedo who had so many injunctions against him he had to live on the moon but still found a way to be noncey

[Selina j 🧚🏻🌙⚒ @OfSelina]

Bed Of Roses

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@julhat Cos people are cunts Julie

[Selina j 🧚🏻🌙⚒ @OfSelina]

Meant to post this for Halloween.

Could claim I’m taking a principled stand against the algorithm and trend-chasing.

But I just forgot.

[Selina j 🧚🏻🌙⚒ @OfSelina]

@perrigame The happiest of birthdays you gorgeous creature 🎂♥️🎂

[Selina j 🧚🏻🌙⚒ @OfSelina]

It sums up James Blunt’s time on The Traitors to finally get something right only to end on getting it wrong

[Selina j 🧚🏻🌙⚒ @OfSelina]

I know this is not the main point of The Traitors finale but I love Maya’s dress

[Selina j 🧚🏻🌙⚒ @OfSelina]

@MattGPT7 TBF I am not a Marillion fan and can’t remember what led me to ask them

It was a strange time

[Selina j 🧚🏻🌙⚒ @OfSelina]

As news of the S Club tour hits socials I am reminded in the midst of a pandemic I once randomly asked Marillion if they would ever do a cover of Reach