Kristen O'Flaharty

do what you do

[Kristen O'Flaharty @OFlaharty]

hey @WholeFoods look who joined me for lunch. not a fan of worms in my food #justprotein

[Ernest @Phlegmingway]

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but neither compare to the lethality of words spewing from an angry woman's mouth.

[Kristen O'Flaharty @OFlaharty]

BRING BACK HOCKEY!! #NHL #NHLPA #EndTheLockout but seriously.. I'm ready.

[Kristen O'Flaharty @OFlaharty]

lets go to Gyu!! @portoness and decide our next plan of attack aka TPing.

[Kristen O'Flaharty @OFlaharty]

don't eat over your opened silverware drawer #isuck #fml #applesauce

[Kristen O'Flaharty @OFlaharty]

catch you on the flipside

[Kristen O'Flaharty @OFlaharty]

one year one week <3 <3

[Kristen O'Flaharty @OFlaharty]

cute!! RT @Brooke_Waters: Cowboy country!! http://t.co/VSaEVkbt

[Kristen O'Flaharty @OFlaharty]

that cheese was so gouda

[Kristen O'Flaharty @OFlaharty]

oh, hey jude

[Kristen O'Flaharty @OFlaharty]

shouldn't have watched that movie..

[Kristen O'Flaharty @OFlaharty]

There's a subtle difference btwn cocky devils and pompous jerks.. I prefer the former.

[Words @wordstionary]

Yelling someone's name in different voices until they finally hear you.

[Kristen O'Flaharty @OFlaharty]

@portoness definitely not. but I'm gonna get that wood stool, blue dresser, white leather foot rest and the 3rd diamond ring from the right.

[Words @wordstionary]

Being fat is like a trophy for all of the awesome food you ate.

[Kristen O'Flaharty @OFlaharty]

@portoness saw an ugly upholstered chair and thought of you <3

[Kristen O'Flaharty @OFlaharty]

thanks friends <3 <3

[Kristen O'Flaharty @OFlaharty]

@komenforthecure Where's the ad in my morning read that says, "you did it!! good job.. just live."??? http://t.co/rtK4eEUF

[Kristen O'Flaharty @OFlaharty]

it's coral, not red