Captain Morgan

Bet

[Captain Morgan @OGCaptMorgan]

Pls hav sens uf humor

[Captain Morgan @OGCaptMorgan]

@OnlyInBOS Exactly and that is why everything in Men in black is real

[Captain Morgan @OGCaptMorgan]

@live_free_603 Yeah mate I don’t want to pay and I want the money I paid in back asap

[d @userdsss]

faire des stages non rémunérés ça devrait être interdit

[Captain Morgan @OGCaptMorgan]

Idea in case the only reason stopping us from removing taxes is those people losing their jobs how about those same people film new episodes of the office

[Captain Morgan @OGCaptMorgan]

@noraborealisFL @RajeezusBackup @LLThecrusader Big lez can give you the Norton explanation 😂🫶🏽

[Captain Morgan @OGCaptMorgan]

Full part out? the fuck you mean nigga sell me the car?

[Captain Morgan @OGCaptMorgan]

@dig_deeper1 Pipe down asshole

[Captain Morgan @OGCaptMorgan]

You just like me

[Captain Morgan @OGCaptMorgan]

@JOKAQARMY1 Go shoot the cunt for the license

[Captain Morgan @OGCaptMorgan]

In every existing universe that you don’t exist is a good one

[Captain Morgan @OGCaptMorgan]

I remember when you didn’t exist

[Captain Morgan @OGCaptMorgan]

@silenceyounerd You’ve got to just give your things to someone before you die do it before and you skip probate 😂

[Captain Morgan @OGCaptMorgan]

@omgsidewalks The cripples and the mentally disabled guy at work can’t miss a single day

[Captain Morgan @OGCaptMorgan]

@DougWahl1 No, respectfully.

[Captain Morgan @OGCaptMorgan]

@fuckinpolat There is a passage in the Bible and Jesus says he was here first and the men before him are thieves

[The Hit Man @TheHitMan1776]

@sentdefender It doesn’t matter if it was Hegseth or someone in the crowd.
You maintain silence.
24 hours a day.
365 days a year. Winter, Spring, Summer or Fall.
You STFU.

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

@LeaderJohnThune @ChuckTompkins96 Fraud.

[Captain Morgan @OGCaptMorgan]

@QuanDemont @AllInfidel6 @dhaevian Where it says “charges” it just says “because I said so” 🤣

[Captain Morgan @OGCaptMorgan]

In the Drivers hand book it says any attempt to evade a erratic driver is a valid excuse the police chasing behind you are technically erratic drivers

[Captain Morgan @OGCaptMorgan]

@C_3C_3 This seemed like a snake thing