Chunky Chili

Come inside, it’s fun inside.

[Chunky Chili @OGELIZABITCH]

Don’t forget to tell your friends you love them

[sleepy cowboy @HughGriffin2]

If I was bald you could expect me to turn up to the function wearing some bullshit like this

[yass ❯❯❯❯❯ @payno_foreever]

“it’s just a phase”

me at 70:

[jor @wombpatrol]

i understand preventing theft but we gotta unlock the deodorant aisle we gotta let people steal that shit during summer as a public good

[Cirsova: Jeffro Johnson's Winning Secrets Out Now @cirsova]

Wait, you guys are making $70k a year?

[Julie 🇺🇸 @julieheglund]

There are people who get pregnant while smoking crystal meth I think you’ll be okay if you use a little Dove..

[𝕊𝕋𝔸ℝ𓇼 @flowwithkel]

People retweeting this asking why we don’t do this anymore and it’s because there’s freaks who record you and then will make fun of you online for having fun

[cici 🌸 @blexicanasfff]

team clit make some noise

[jamexx ✩ @hrstnvrgrwngp]

9 year old me when avril lavigne said
"hell yeah i'm the motherfucking princess"

[🦂 @allldiamonds]

he saw your stomach through the shirt sister just get cracked and lose yourself a little

[Hulu @hulu]

How we feel choosing to rewatch #BobsBurgers for the 100th time.

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

how it feels being violently high in public

[Sara McGee for Texas HD 132 @SaraForTexLege]

If they can automatically register you for WAR, they can automatically register you to VOTE.

[lxy ☆ @organicshorty]

when i drink i just get real talkative and start feeling even more sexier i’m glad i don’t get angry n try to beat ppl up

[uMARAZOR @zizithebadgal]

let's normalize leaving me alone if you:
- don't have money
- not an eater
- won't worship me
- are a loser

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

77 degrees will have you acting like this

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🤍 @luvblessingz]

It’s hard to romanticize bringing kids into the world when you’re still debating if you can afford rent and eggs this month.

[StartKyleOrton @startkyIeorton]

Well believe it or not the big bunny who leaves eggs and a spider-man figure for my son is not in the scripture

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

#yeah

[M 𝜗𝜚 ࣪˖ ִ𐙚 @martxgx_]

los hombres llaman “princess treatment” a lo q hace tu amiga por ti un martes cualquiera a las 4 de la tarde