Space Cowboy

yike

[Space Cowboy @OGMasedgod]

@GavinNewsom is a actual supervillain

[Space Cowboy @OGMasedgod]

I'm one more inconvenience away from lighting myself on fire

[Sinferna @withthedraco]

*RuneScape player unhooking a bra* “okayyyyy huge for the account”

[Space Cowboy @OGMasedgod]

Shits actually wild

[Fernando Cao @thefernandocz]

This is the greatest heist in business history.

This guy sold his company for $550M...

Then bought it back for JUST $1.

The original buyers lost $800M in the process.

Here's the incredible story of how Dave Portnoy won his company back 🧵

[Mama DMX👹 @judilyn__]

I really hope my frat boy football team isn’t freaking partying tonight bc if we lose to Mercer tomorrow I will actually have a panic attack
#RollTide

[Iridium⚡️ @Iriddium]

@realDonaldTrump ITS A BAAAD DAY TO BE A SEED OIL

[Space Cowboy @OGMasedgod]

THANK GOD

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I am thrilled to announce Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as The United States Secretary of Health and Human Services (HHS). For too long, Americans have been crushed by the industrial food complex and drug companies who have engaged in deception, misinformation, and disinformation when it comes to Public Health. The Safety and Health of all Americans is the most important role of any Administration, and HHS will play a big role in helping ensure that everybody will be protected from harmful chemicals, pollutants, pesticides, pharmaceutical products, and food additives that have contributed to the overwhelming Health Crisis in this Country. Mr. Kennedy will restore these Agencies to the traditions of Gold Standard Scientific Research, and beacons of Transparency, to end the Chronic Disease epidemic, and to Make America Great and Healthy Again!

[Media Lies @MediasLies]

CLAIM: Trump rally speaker claims Puerto Rico is a floating pile of garbage.

TRUTH: This is called comedy and the “speaker” is comedian Tony Hinchcliffe.

Here are the facts:

-This is Tony Hinchcliffe, the host of K*ll Tony, the #1 live podcast in the world.

-Tony is known for roasting celebrities and famous politicians.

-Tony’s show showcases professional comedians and elevates lesser known comedians.

-Tony has roasted the likes of Trump, Snoop Dogg, and even Tom Brady.

-Tony is also a writer for Comedy Central Roasts and his written for James Franco, Justin Bieber, and Rob Lowe.

This is literally just a stand up bit.

[Space Cowboy @OGMasedgod]

Fuck Gavin Newsom

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The governor of California just made this parody video illegal in violation of the Constitution of the United States.

Would be a shame if it went viral.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The governor of California just made this parody video illegal in violation of the Constitution of the United States.

Would be a shame if it went viral.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Fine Taylor … you win … I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life

[adam @shukran___]

we will liberate & acquire the brisket sandwich, inshallah

[Space Cowboy @OGMasedgod]

If Fiddy is at the next rally we have a sitcom

[Space Cowboy @OGMasedgod]

@mrblucifer Hbd bb

[Space Cowboy @OGMasedgod]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[LogicalSolutions @LogicaISoIution]

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[Space Cowboy @OGMasedgod]

Prince Royce acts like a Colombian cosplaying as a Filipino

[Space Cowboy @OGMasedgod]

Yea the Spartans thought so too