Jake🤺

Why are you reading my timeline?
I probably ate your spirit animal.
got that je ne sais quoi

[Jake🤺 @OGMayoMonkey]

No politician, party, or movement will ever have my loyalty. They from time to time will receive my support but never my loyalty.

[Jake🤺 @OGMayoMonkey]

@YellowRoses54 @RapSheet Like a mile across the border
I don't blame them though

[Jake🤺 @OGMayoMonkey]

@parelladori @DSSdeltona @UAPTommy That's cropped out bear fur

[Jake🤺 @OGMayoMonkey]

@YellowRoses54 Weird way to say shut the lid on his casket

[Jake🤺 @OGMayoMonkey]

@DSSdeltona @parelladori @UAPTommy

[Jake🤺 @OGMayoMonkey]

@raidertim305 @WellsJorda89710 Lots of little Timmy's out there

[Jake🤺 @OGMayoMonkey]

@raidertim305 @WellsJorda89710 And yet nobody has ever came close without gloves on

Plenty of people in this world like to talk

Lots of little Timmy's out there

[Jake🤺 @OGMayoMonkey]

@raidertim305 @WellsJorda89710 Using your logic I should have stabbed over 30 people in highschool
Delete your account 🤡

[Jake🤺 @OGMayoMonkey]

@parelladori @UAPTommy So happy I hatched you

[Jake🤺 @OGMayoMonkey]

@PissedOffMandaP This is exactly why I refuse to date men

[Jake🤺 @OGMayoMonkey]

@scs_real A guy put birdseed in foam coffee cup and rubbed molasses around the rims
Turkeys would stick their heads in the cups and they would get stuck and lay down
Got caught whacking them with golf clubs and feeding them to his dogs

[Jake🤺 @OGMayoMonkey]

@purplecactus58 @ms_amerie_jayne I like cooking my own food
I'd burn Canada down to cook a chicken

[Jake🤺 @OGMayoMonkey]

@billytex940 @icope Directions unclear
Sending dm

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@Notwokenow @JakeLang For show
Same reason Kyle Rittenhouse sat in jail
It's dumb

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@Tweetin_jackleg @AlessaTaketwo

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@Beingsixtyish @DriverHawk @EdwardTWinz Yup
Tell spaz boy that

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@CBSNews Too bad he wasn't big enough or strong enough to just grab her wrist and stop her from petting him

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@DriverHawk @EdwardTWinz I can already tell you're the type of person that would give a BJ to a cop if they told you too just because they have a badge
Muted

[Jake🤺 @OGMayoMonkey]

@DriverHawk @EdwardTWinz To save a baby?
Absolutely
Find me a jury of 12 that would convict