🚨BREAKING: Donald Trump claims that he was lifted out of the rubble on 9/11:
"Two fireman, big strong guys, they grabbed me under the arms -- 'got to get our of here!' -- and they lifted me up, and they started running with me."
(Never happened)
*Michael Jordan 36 hours later, still standing in the same spot but with a gun trained on David Blaine convinced he can beat a magician at magic*
DB: Mike you didn’t lose it’s just magic! Let me go and I’ll show you how I did it, plz I’m begging you I have a family
MJ: again
Films like this are interesting because it’s like, aside from the consequences of stopping, how can a film about walking be entertaining? Well, look no further. The Long Walk does it. Not once was I bored. This is an awesome movie.