Craig Shelton

PRESUMED GUILTY DRIVING WHILE BLACK IN AMERICA -
I'M AN ARTIST & PRODUCER OF BOTH MUZIK & FILM.
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[Craig Shelton @OGRebelina]

JUST LOOK AT THAT POLE ...

...see how it's bent over like a stripper? A nasty stripper too boy!

Do you realize how much fish it takes to snap a rod that thick in half?

My show is "Hook'um" Bank Fishing Texas with Craig Shelton.

Taping episodes now!
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[Jermaine Bored And UnSupervised @The_Jermaine]

@DanielB87012 @OGRebelina

[Craig Shelton @OGRebelina]

#KylerMurray

Spoiled temperamental arrogant superbly talented young QB who has made his team a perennial playoff team.

Playoffs?

That's right. You look like s*** in the playoffs.

Maybe not the most timely moment to make contract demands and scrubbing your Twitter account.

[Craig Shelton @OGRebelina]

Yeah I finally ate a salad yesterday with a little fajita meat on it.

First reasonable meal I've eaten since Sunday morning.

I'm doing good on fluids but I still can't muster up an appetite.

Smh

[Craig Shelton @OGRebelina]

Getting my ass kicked pretty good right now John buddy.

[Craig Shelton @OGRebelina]

Well I would prefer to, "get thee to a nunnery."

My doctor is coming out see me at home today.

One of the perks when you're a kidney patient.

The doctors that is not the whores.

[Chance McClain @TexasChance]

@OGRebelina Dude this sounds brutal. Get thee to an infirmary. Ok it’s to early for Shakespeare jokes. Get to a clinic dawg.

[Craig Shelton @OGRebelina]

MAN I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS S*** IS I'M DEALING WITH HERE

I've got antibiotics and inflammation meds in me and I still feel like s*** and I can't walk.

My left leg aint cooperating.

Can't even make it to treatment today.

I can't recall when I've dealt with so much pain. God.

[Craig Shelton @OGRebelina]

THOSE COWARDS IN #Afghanistan WHO ROLLED OVER FOR THE #Taliban COULD....

....take a lesson in courage and honor from the people and executive leadership of #Ukraine.

That said, there's too many #American domestic needs to justify billions spent in #Ukraine.

[Craig Shelton @OGRebelina]

MY LATE SON WILLIE AND MY GRANDSON BRYCE CATCHING SOME ZZZZZZZZ'S.

Willie was so angry with me for taking this pic.

Sorry but I couldn't help myself son.

[Craig Shelton @OGRebelina]

Yeah but I don't have covid. Nor do I have the flu. This is that's going around feels really bad but it's not covid-19 and its not the flu.

Whatever it is it sucks.

[Lower Keys Shallow Sport Owners Club @vinniewithanie]

@OGRebelina I just had COVID a few weeks ago. I was double vaxed and still had that stupid shit. You’ll be fine in a couple days.

[Craig Shelton @OGRebelina]

Man I really don't know my first mind said is probably still out there.

[Lower Keys Shallow Sport Owners Club @vinniewithanie]

@OGRebelina After I just posted that it dawned on me, whatever happened to Tamiflu? Man, I remember taking that shit within 24 hours of symptoms and it was knocked out! I guess they don’t like shit that actually works.

[Craig Shelton @OGRebelina]

If you like horror check out the 2019 horror flick "Polaroid" on #STARZ.

[Craig Shelton @OGRebelina]

SO NOW THE #Russians HAVE STARTED TARGETING #Ukrainians COMMUNICATION ASSETS TO CUT OFF #Ukraine's ABILITY TO TRACK MOVEMENTS OF #Russian TROOPS AND INTEL

With a 40-mile #Russian convoy just sitting there 20 miles out that tells you #Ukraine's Air Force isn't operational.

[Craig Shelton @OGRebelina]

Now I have to figure out my appetite. I have not eaten a single thing since Sunday morning. Nothing.

I lose weight fast and easy so it's already showing.

I had my girl bring me home some rib tips from Ray's BBQ in the hood yesterday. Didn't eat it.

I am doing fluids though.

[Craig Shelton @OGRebelina]

Z-PACK WILL MAKE YOU SAY THANK YOU BLACK JESUS

Z-pack (Azithromycin) is an antibiotic.

It treats different infections including pink eye.

It7s amazing when it comes to cold and flu.

Two pills the first day then one pill every day for 5 days. By day 2 your body is back man.

[Craig Shelton @OGRebelina]

WHEN YOU LOOK AT THE #Rockets YOUNGSTERS WITH THESE HAIRDOS THEY LOOK LIKE A R&B GROUP.

Between #KevinPorterJr, #JalenGreen and #JoshChristopher sometimes I wonder if I'm looking at some boy band or the Jackson 5.

[Craig Shelton @OGRebelina]

Another defensive-minded veteran available after this season in free agency is #Miami #HEATNation forward #PJTucker.

If the #Rockets could bring them #PJTucker back for a year or two to work with these young kids and to improve the defense that would not be a bad thing either.

[Craig Shelton @OGRebelina]

THE #Clippers #RobertCovington WILL BE A FREE AGENT AFTER the 2022 SEASON.

He's the exact type of veteran Wing defender that a young team like the #Rockets could use.

Covington would be super valuable in a second stint with the #Rockets.

[Craig Shelton @OGRebelina]

THE #Clippers #RobertCovington WILL BE A FREE AGENT AFTER the 2022 SEASON.

He's the exact type of veteran Wing defender that a young team like the #Rockets could use.

Covington would be super valuable in a second stint with the #Rockets.

[Craig Shelton @OGRebelina]

I expect the #Rockets to sign a couple of defensive-minded free agents in the offseason to add to the roster.

[Craig Shelton @OGRebelina]

JUST LOOK AT THAT POLE ...

...see how it's bent over like a stripper? A nasty stripper too boy!

Do you realize how much fish it takes to snap a rod that thick in half?

My show is "Hook'um" Bank Fishing Texas with Craig Shelton.

Taping episodes now!
Please support the show.

[Craig Shelton @OGRebelina]

Z-PACK WILL MAKE YOU SAY THANK YOU BLACK JESUS

Z-pack (Azithromycin) is an antibiotic.

It treats different infections including pink eye.

It7s amazing when it comes to cold and flu.

Two pills the first day then one pill every day for 5 days. By day 2 your body is back man.

[Craig Shelton @OGRebelina]

IT'S NOT THAT WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP

it's more like white men don't know how to jump.

After studying #Rockets #GarrisonMathews AKA #GaryBird's failed dunk in which he tweaked his ankle. I realize white men can jump.

They just don't know to launch from one fonot and not two feet.

[Craig Shelton @OGRebelina]

I expect the #Rockets to sign a couple of defensive-minded free agents in the offseason to add to the roster.