OGSwagichu

[OGSwagichu @OGSwagichu]

@learning_yohei I know, it's weird, but blame the British, they invented the language, and also the French, most of our words are versions of theirs.

[Yohei from Japan🇯🇵 @learning_yohei]

I’m Japanese. This is one thing I don’t understand about English.

America → American
Russia → Russian
Germany → German
Korea → Korean
Brazil → Brazilian

Japan → Japanese？？？

It should be Japanian! 🤣

[OGSwagichu @OGSwagichu]

@honkaistarrail Are you sure about that?

[Honkai: Star Rail @honkaistarrail]

GTA6 will not be delayed again.

[OGSwagichu @OGSwagichu]

@Brparadox I don't know man.

[Paradox Customs @Brparadox]

My boy put this PC together on a 8k budget..

How do I tell him 🤦‍♂️

[不想吃苦瓜 @lzy1082285]

处男都听好了，第一次干逼前必须自己先偷偷撸一发，别他妈装纯，别直接硬着那根没开苞的鸡巴就往上冲。你那玩意儿一碰到湿软热乎的逼口，光是龟头刚挤进那圈嫩肉，穴里那点黏腻的水就够你瞬间炸精，插不到十下就射得一塌糊涂，女的逼还在夹，你已经软成面条，丢人到姥姥家。裤子一扒，握住自己那根又粗又烫的鸡巴，别他妈温柔，就跟真要强奸似的狠撸。攥紧根部，往上撸到龟头，把包皮扒开，露出最敏感的那圈嫩皮，用拇指狂搓马眼，捏着冠状沟来回搓，搓得发亮发红。一边撸一边想象等会儿要插进去的那张逼：阴唇被你鸡巴顶开，肉缝分开，龟头挤进去时穴口被撑得发白，整根鸡巴埋进又紧又滑的肉洞，穴肉一层层裹上来，吸得你腰眼发麻，龟头被子宫口顶着，一抽一顶带出黏液，啪啪声响得整间屋子都能听见。你自己先把节奏摸清楚——快的时候狠抽鸡巴，慢的时候深顶龟头，感受精液是怎么从蛋里往上涌、顶着尿道往外冲。射的时候别忍，就对着空气或者纸巾狠狠射出来，看着白浆从马眼里喷出来的样子，记住那股从尾椎往上炸、蛋蛋收缩的感觉。年轻鸡巴一天射五六发都正常，怕个几把，别跟老子扯一天不能射那么多次。提前射过一发，敏感度降下来，真进去的时候鸡巴才能硬得更久。那逼又热又紧，湿得直流水，你鸡巴被穴肉死死咬住，进进出出带出黏液，顶到最深时龟头抵着宫颈，穴壁一阵阵痉挛。你要是没提前撸过，光是龟头刚挤进那圈嫩肉就忍不住了，精液直接喷在她子宫口，整个人软成泥。提前射一发，你才能抓住那股节奏，顶得深一点，抽得狠一点，把她干到腿发软、逼口抽搐、淫水喷你鸡巴上，而不是自己先丢人。就这么简单，别他妈矫情。处男第一次就该先自己把那根东西撸熟了，再去真刀真枪地干。

[OGSwagichu @OGSwagichu]

@CCtvAction2_ I second that.

[CCtv Action @CCtvAction2_]

Alya is so beautiful 😍

[OGSwagichu @OGSwagichu]

@fangfang0502 What did I just read? The fuck?

[贝利亚奥特曼 @fangfang0502]

草踏马的

几把太长也是痛

我拉个屎几把被马桶冲下去了

我努力往外拔 水就往下冲

他妈的给我干射了

[raen @raeniswet]

NNN?

more like

hnnggggah….mhph…..fuck im gonna nut…im gonna nut so hard…oh….oh my god please don’t stop…keep going…ummfuck…..hahhhh fuuuuck

hey what month is it now?

[Zack Shutt @ZackShutt]

A Battlefield 6 player says EA perma-banned him for cheating and never told him why.

So he took EA to court in Brazil, got his account back, and says EA had to pay him about 4x the game's price.

No proof, no ban. Simple as that.

[OGSwagichu @OGSwagichu]

@Ruby_331

[lydia @Ruby_331]

Cum is 98% water why don't we all just drink cum instead of plain water...

[OGSwagichu @OGSwagichu]

@thisisntmiha Yes, both me and the doggo say yes, so yes

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

starts with D and always delivers

[OGSwagichu @OGSwagichu]

@dealtinsilver 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[fechu @dealtinsilver]

A kid in my anatomy class kept yelling "GOONBAIT" during the reproductive organs PowerPoint so the teacher stood up and shot him 😭