Geezus.

GeeWitDaFade | I Slang Dope Dick Girl Come Get You A Kilo!

[Geezus. @OG_DaTruth]

Dead ass me 🤦🏾‍♂️

[Lil Rico ⑨ @IAmLilRico]

He almost drowned in front of the hòes🤧💔

[Nick Alxndr @_thealxndr]

Turned 35 today 💫

[MR SPICI @Mr_SPICI]

Curious question: where do you stand on age gaps in gay dating? Fun is one thing… but what about something serious? 👀

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

People really think they’ll be having sex every single time 😂

That first month? Yeah, you’re going at it every day, maybe even twice before breakfast. You’re basically allergic to clothes. But give it time and reality checks in. You go from 10+ times a week to 4-5, and that’s still a win.

Living together means sex is on tap 24/7, so eventually your brain goes, “Oh cool, it’s here if I want it” and chills out. When you don’t live together, every time you link up it’s straight to the bedroom before you even say “how was your day?” Scarcity does things to you.

But here’s the twist: living together unlocks other types of intimacy you couldn’t really tap into before. Cuddling while doing nothing, showering together without it turning into an Olympic event, falling asleep mid-convo. Your sex life isn’t dying — it’s just not the only player on the team anymore.

Less frequency doesn’t mean boring. It means you’ve got more ways to be close than just the obvious one.

[Duff @duffthebrand]

I miss you

[𝐵𝒶𝒷𝓎💋 @favoritel8dy]

Accepted that nobody belongs to me and I been having a fcking ball ever since

[22gunner @Gnar1104]

I'll remove myself before I allow anger to consume me ever again. I like to love. I like to laugh. I like to be happy. So if I gotta distance myself to keep things that way, I will.

[𝒫𝓇𝒶𝓈𝒽𝒶𝓃𝓉🍁 @shantplace]

MOST EMOTIONAL MCU POST-CREDIT EVER 😭

- Captain America knows Spider-Man is Peter Parker.

- In Avengers: Endgame, the timeline is 2023.

- Steve Rogers travels to the past to return the Infinity Stones to their original timelines.

- Because of this, Steve technically doesn’t exist in the MCU’s present timeline anymore.

- In Spider-Man: No Way Home, Doctor Strange casts a memory spell.

- The spell affects everyone every human and every hero forgets Peter Parker.

- But Steve was not in the present timeline during the spell he was in the past.

- So technically, Steve is not affected by the spell.

- This means Steve could be the only person who still remembers Peter Parker.

- Imagine an Avengers meeting where Steve asks, “Where’s Peter?”

- Everyone gets confused and asks, “Which Peter? Peter Quill?”

- Steve replies, “No, I mean Spider-Man.”

- Others react: “Spider-Man’s name is Peter?”

- At Tony Stark’s funeral, everyone saw Peter his face and emotions are remembered, but not his identity.

- Except for Steve Rogers, who might remember everything.

- Possible post-credit scene idea for Spider-Man: Brand New Day.

- Peter is walking home alone.

- His Spidey-sense suddenly triggers.

- He turns around and sees Steve Rogers standing there.

- Steve says: “We’ve got a lot to catch up on, Peter.”

[Mr.CatchMeIfYuCan @MrCatchMeIfYuCn]

Dating past your 30s is realizing attraction is easy … but alignment is rare.

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

Nobody talks about the stage of grief where you can't even talk about it to anyone anymore because everyone expects you to be getting over it but it still runs through your mind everyday.

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

The way life continues after people die is one of the most humbling things ever.

['Yagami @Thinkinyagami]

Happy invincible and The Boys day to all who watch 🥳

[BEST IN THE MIDWEST -`♡´- @DamionChamberl1]

I'll never forget how lonely mfs made me feel when they KNEW they was all I had.

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

unfortunately i sat in my room at my lowest and nobody checked up on me so no idc about how you feel.

[SwayLaughs @Persway82]

Did he just make Tahitian Treat from scratch??? And he got his shirt off???
😩👏🏾👏🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾💪🏾

[Tuki @TukiFromKL]

🚨 do you understand what they just told an entire generation to do..

they said "learn to code".. gen z learned to code.. AI took it.. they said "get a degree".. gen z got the degree.. jobs disappeared.. now they're saying "pick an AI-proof career".. so gen z picked education biology and pharmacy.. and they're earning less than $50,000 a year..

here's the part nobody wants to say out loud..

"AI-proof" doesn't mean safe.. it means the job already pays so little that building a robot to replace you isn't worth the engineering cost..

in 1970 a teacher with a bachelor's degree earned the equivalent of $65,000 adjusted for inflation.. owned a home.. raised a family on a single income.. in 2026 a teacher with a master's degree earns $48,000 and has $80,000 in student loans for the privilege..

they didn't choose AI-proof careers.. they chose poverty-proof careers that were already paying poverty wages.. the system told them to run from the machines and led them straight into the jobs the machines didn't even want..

the cruelest part isn't that AI might take their jobs.. it's that their jobs weren't worth enough to take.

[Raphouse TV (RHTV) @raphousetv7]

Wait for it, NGL He Snapped! Sounding Just like a Singer From the 50’s / 60’s🔥