The BIG 10 is HORNY.
Penn state - Sandusky Sex Scandal
Ohio - Urban’s Barstools cranky tug
Mich St - Mel Tugger phone deal
Mich - Sherrone snowbunny love child
Something is in the water with Big 10 coaches who are just TORQUED. Dudes running around BRICKED TF UP.
Dudes who enjoy fufu coffee, like chai, lattes, matcha, shit like that, from coffee shops or like coffee bars and shit.
They suck dick with their butts.
Gas station bean water is where it’s at.
All the BS in the world could prolly be fixed with a Rueben, 6-8 beers, 8-10 captain cokes, half a dozen camels and John Anderson on repeat, then takin it to the ol lady. If that don’t fix it, you’re just fucked.
I love Michigan. I do. But, this time in spring, where Mother Nature does nothing but fill her pants with dookie and produce the most god awful weather possible. Can lick my knob. This stuff sucks.