MallyMal🤦🏾‍♂️😈🚨

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[CASSIEN @niyo17417]

Sometimes, what used to support you ends up suffocating you. Don't be afraid to cut ties with the things that are holding you back from growing. ✂️🌱

[☔ @Whotfismick]

how i walk in the cinema to find my seat:

[Iron Heart ❤️ @Thickfitjen]

LMFAOOOOOOOO

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

when someone is laughing & socializing instead of taking their turn at the board game we're playing

[Softboy☄️ @softboywin]

They said when black people be on time it means they not staying long 😭😭😭😭

[Jordan Chamberlain @jordylancaster]

Delta passengers when spirit passengers get on the plane

[CallUnc @Callunc]

My momma: "gimme all yo birthday money imma put it somewhere safe"

[Lauren. @LMac_1326]

Me outside of my moms room at 9pm to tell her I need a poster board for tomorrow:

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

me after hitting snooze 87 times, and now I have 3mins to get to work

[Wolfie 🐺 @TheIgboWolf]

I rarely taste my food while cooking, I cook entirely on confidence and vibes so the finished product is always a surprise to me as much as it is to you.

If you eat my food and something is wrong, please know that I am also a victim and we are in this together.

[Art of Life 🦋 @Art0fLife_]

He explains why the family member who breaks the cycle becomes the villain.

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

Spider-Man: High at Home

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

When you find out the creator of The Simpsons being in the epstein files, suggest they were not predicting events

They were confessing

[Your Friend Rashad 🧸🪴 @OptimusGrind__]

this pollen about to start falling but do not come around me making that lil pig noise scratching your throat.

[Plies @plies]

War On Iran, War On Venezuela, War On Immigrants, War On DEI, War On Voter Rights, War On Blue States, War On Transgender, War On Women Rights, War On Truth & War On The Epstein Survivors!!!! What Can U Say They Love War!!! 🤷🏾‍♂️

[LLONER 🦅🪐 @eyojoel77]

I actually love the idea of building with someone. You’re both young, not exactly where you want to be, but on the way. Then you both can look back & see where it started how much y’all have together now. I hate the idea of needing to have it all together before love.

[LLONER 🦅🪐 @eyojoel77]

Being a self aware person doesn't mean i view myself as a good person. i think a lot of people get that confused. it literally means that i am vigilant of both my light and dark side. i have also made peace with my flaws even though i'm always working through them.

[Freddie @FreddieTheOsFan]

FINALLY time to renew my vehicle registration! I can't believe it's been a whole year since I paid $200 for the absolute privilege of driving the vehicle (that I paid for) on the roads (that I pay for), with the income left over after I give 40% to our moral superiors!

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I actually fell in love with this sentence:
"Forgive yourself for not knowing earlier what only time could teach."

[denver @dnvrsn]

we knew ‘Blink Twice’ was about that island…but i thought the whole plant toxin was thrown in there as like… creative license.

this is actually f*cking crazy.