Andre Agony

Seriously.. stop.

[Andre Agony @OGoriginalguy]

I am an organ donor and I’m making sure, through diet and exercise, that no one is going to want these.

[Andre Agony @OGoriginalguy]

Josh Safdie chooses to look like that.

[Andre Agony @OGoriginalguy]

It shouldn’t be a hot take that Scary Movie is bad and not funny. This world isn’t for me.

[Andre Agony @OGoriginalguy]

@culture_coffin But… he’s Joe Cool

[Andre Agony @OGoriginalguy]

Sometimes I think about how glad I am that James Franco is cancelled and I don’t have to deal with that anymore.

[Andre Agony @OGoriginalguy]

@culture_coffin I’d volunteer for that honestly

[Andre Agony @OGoriginalguy]

@GVStudios_TV You rang looking ass

[Andre Agony @OGoriginalguy]

Called someone a cock knocker today

[Andre Agony @OGoriginalguy]

@culture_coffin I wish I could protect you from her. I’m sorry.

[Andre Agony @OGoriginalguy]

Never been less excited about anything.

[Andre Agony @OGoriginalguy]

Seasoned fries always
Potatoes are a blank page
Compose a poem

[Andre Agony @OGoriginalguy]

The amount of times it’s made me laugh out loud while alone…

[Andre Agony @OGoriginalguy]

Shoresy is one of the greatest tv shows of all time.

[Andre Agony @OGoriginalguy]

I am a white millennial aged male who likes rap. And that means I have the measurement for the circumference of my head memorized.

[Andre Agony @OGoriginalguy]

@culture_coffin And thank you and I love you

[Andre Agony @OGoriginalguy]

@culture_coffin Got it. I thought both of their tweets could have been a reality slip. One accidentally showing he’s truly evil and the other accidentally showing he has a heart.
I wouldn’t trust a single thing either of them has said.

[Andre Agony @OGoriginalguy]

@culture_coffin No. Thank you

[Andre Agony @OGoriginalguy]

Dumb, talentless, corny, unfunny cowards is the world’s biggest problem rn. I don’t think this is a hot take or profound. Just distilling the issue.

[Andre Agony @OGoriginalguy]

@d_10R10 @annamlulis It’s this. It’s nonsense words for idiots to regurgitate.