I’m 100% sold on leaning in on the Phantoms schtick and just deciding all Lehigh Valley teams are haunted.
The IronPigs need to either change their name or at least stick a Dracula cape on the mascot or something.
They should invent noise cancelling headphones that simultaneously aren’t noise cancelling at all, for autistic girls who get overstimulated by sound, but are also stuck in a state of hyper-vigilance and get scared when they can’t hear what’s going on around them.
*Me being forced to read another 92 pages of the Supreme Court taking away my rights all because Metheny and Metthew voted for a white nationalist because they believe that taxing the rich puts their $27,942.53 annual salary and double-wide trailer at risk*