Overheard in Chelsea

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[Overheard in Chelsea @OHinChelsea]

“They’re definitely from out of town. They might be from San Diego. Hot but they’re stupid because they get everything three hours behind.”

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“He looks like a used condom.”

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“Would you like another bottle of rosé?”

“No, I’m only drinking one bottle per day.”

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“He just moved back from LA!”

“I’m learning to make conversation again. My frontal lobe is reforming.”

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“He likes to get fisted and I just couldn’t do it.”

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“I find London to be a sad city. I think if you put it in New Jersey I’d think, ‘wow, this is a nice city in New Jersey!’” #nyc #chelseanyc

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“He’s had more work than the East River.” #nyc #chelseanyc

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“There’s Benedict Arnold and then there’s Linda Tripp.” #chelseanyc #nyc

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“She sounds like LaToya Jackson screeching in the background of a Michael Jackson song.” #nyc

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“The moral of the story is she was a slut, she went on a cruise, she might have been drunk, and she was sold into sex slavery. The moral of this story is don’t go on a cruise.”

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“This is the thing. The homosexuals like to do things on Sunday. Specifically, they like to drink. You cater to that, you have a gold mine.”

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“Singapore is in Europe. Is that right?” #chelseanyc

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“Did you do porn?”

“Two or three times.”

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“When was the last time you bottomed?”

“I tried it a few years ago.”

“Did you try it with poppers?”

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“Usually the more successful one is a bottom.”

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“Are you seriously wearing Prada during a blizzard?

“Yeah, what else would you wear?”

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“And that’s how I found out my ex was in federal prison.” #nyc #chelseanyc

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“The Whole Foods at Columbus Circle is the only place in New York I’ve seen a fist fight. Two women in the cheese aisle! But it was bigger than cheese. It eventually moved to the prepared salad section.”

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“I feel like I live in Alaska. I haven’t seen the sun in a month!”

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“Are they comparing their bloodwork?”

“Yes! New York is that competitive.”