Trying to be a top was the biggest mistake of your life. So many disappointing nights, countless frustrations and inability to fill the shoes society wanted you to fill. It's time to accept that you were not meant to take control in bed. Lay down and let real men use you, whore!
Few of the female friends convinced you to go to the club with them dressed as a girl. You agreed but made a condition that you'll just go for one drink and come home. This is you next morning, getting fucked for the third time at this random guy's house! Did you just get a bf?