OK House Sergeant

Sergeant at Arms of the Oklahoma House of Representatives.

[OK House Sergeant @OKHouseSergeant]

Almost done with renovations to the House Floor. Can't wait to be back in session! I always miss the scandals, back room deals, and late night pizza. #Sergeant4Life

[OK House Sergeant @OKHouseSergeant]

Well this is going to be interesting. Guaranteed the #Woke left and the #Trump right are going to lose their shit. Get your popcorn. We used to have that in the lobby. Hope @SpeakerMcCall brings it back.

[Tulsa World @tulsaworld]

Tulsa World exclusive: Former Gov. Brad Henry said he believes Joy Hofmeister is a results-oriented leader who listens to all sides and tries to be collaborative. #oklaedJoy Hofmeister to flip parties, challenge Kevin Stitt for governor in 2022 https://t.co/63sAuFSTF4

[OK House Sergeant @OKHouseSergeant]

@MaureeTurnerOK Thank God! I don't think they would let you wear T-shirts and overalls in Congress. They have an actual dress code they enforce. Hoping the surprise is you run for CD5. It's a win/win for most involved.

[OK House Sergeant @OKHouseSergeant]

@TheLostOgle @GovStitt @TheOklahoman_ So cute that you think your two months late sad article that will be behind a paywall in 12hrs precipitated anything. You should hang out at the Capitol sometime and do some real journalism. Happy to help with some leads.

[OK House Sergeant @OKHouseSergeant]

I know I'm just a simple House Sergeant but what does she mean by not only women need access to an abortion and not only women have a uterus? I swear the legislature gets crazier every year. Pour me another whiskey.

[Mauree Turner | They / Them @MaureeTurnerOK]

💛Good Morning - Just A Reminder 💛:

What's happening in Texas is mostly likely going to trigger some, double-down, bad policy in legislatures across America. Remember, this is an attack on anybody with a uterus that needs access to an abortion - not only women.

[OK House Sergeant @OKHouseSergeant]

It's usually pretty quiet in the interim aside from a self serving interim study or five. Until yesterday when @okhprbears showed up with all their facts and charts they pulled from Facebook. Who knew there was such good information on social media? Hope it's quiet again today.

[OK House Sergeant @OKHouseSergeant]

LOL. What a joke. Reminds me of another wanna be pastor trying to be politician. John Bennett was a clown as well. I remember he would give impassioned speeches on the House floor but when it came time to do anything you couldn't find the guy. @JacksonLahmeyer don't be a Bennett!

[OK House Sergeant @OKHouseSergeant]

Speaking of special session.....I need to start getting the ole liver prepared for some of the BS that always goes down with these damn bat shit crazies. Give me a glass of whiskey please. #okleg

[OK House Sergeant @OKHouseSergeant]

I know it's the interim but when I first started members actually tried to get things done. Maybe I should remind some of them that press releases don't actually count as doing anything? Talk to me during special session, I've got some suggestions.

[OK House Sergeant @OKHouseSergeant]

I've spent decades wearing the green jacket. Meaning I've seen it all in the #okleg. Hold my beer. The bat shit crazies in both parties r bringing their A game. R's are fighting for "my body my choice" & D's are protecting private business rights. Can't wait for regular session!

[OK House Sergeant @OKHouseSergeant]

Lots of people in the Capitol last week for the "Freedom Rally". Talked to many and we all agreed Chairman Bennett would've made a great Oompa Loompa. "If you are wise you'll listen to me.." https://t.co/9tDhU2RwfY

[OK House Sergeant @OKHouseSergeant]

Hey @ShawneeSup I’m 5 whiskeys in tonight & think even I could figure out when to pull the plug on an employee who may have issues with sexual harassment/assault. #oklaed https://t.co/W8r2j7Rq5e

[OK House Sergeant @OKHouseSergeant]

Let me reintroduce myself.......

[OK House Sergeant @OKHouseSergeant]

Nothing going on in the House today...... Except for sneaky @charles_mccall3 and @Kannady4OK91Rep moving the language of SB 1779 into SB 210. All in an effort to keep GOP power. Big balls my friends big balls. #NeedSomeWhiskey

[OK House Sergeant @OKHouseSergeant]

Sneaky Speaker @charles_mccall3 has replaced @jonechols as the House author for SB 1779, which will make absentee voting more difficult. The ole Speaker is on a power trip. The pandemic isolation has him talking in third person constantly.

[OK House Sergeant @OKHouseSergeant]

The Gov & Soeaker should resolve their dispute over who can drink the most whiskey - straight shots until one of them drops. Winner decides who helps their buddies with extra state cash during this pandemic. I will bring the whiskey and be the ref!

[OK House Sergeant @OKHouseSergeant]

A nugget I overheard yesterday was how pissed @SpeakerMcCall and @GovStitt are with each other. Moving money around creates enemies.

[OK House Sergeant @OKHouseSergeant]

Yesterday was the craziest day ever at the State Capitol. By far, @MartinezforHD39 had the most idiotic mask of all the members. The number of legislators taking pictures made me scratch through my own mask. It required large amounts of whiskey last night. #DrinksForCOVID19

[OK House Sergeant @OKHouseSergeant]

@ToddGLamb is talking politics and electorial votes instead of humanity and caring for the sick. #NormanIsShakingHisHead

[OK House Sergeant @OKHouseSergeant]

Does @ToddGLamb know how big of an idiot he sounds like with patting @GovStitt on the back for doing such a good job with #Oklahoma’s #COVID19 response? Also, why is @kfor ignoring the social distancing standards? #StupidIsAsStupidDoes