ch5 festival noelle: (thinking) susie's sitting so close to me on the ferris wheel... it reminds me of that weird dream i had the other day >.<
december holiday rotting corpse:
nintendo direct sucks. i’ll never get to see some sort of cel shaded anime character in distinguished regalia but also with a bit of an attitude unbecoming of royalty
voiceover: this. is the kingdom of bunko
When everyone's hyped for the June 2026 nintendo direct but the only new games they announce are Detective Pikachu 3 and ARMS - Nintendo Switch 2 Edition
November 2026. Election Night. Close race, but Senator Susan Collins scratches out a win against the scandal-wracked Platner. Accepting concession with solemn grace, she hangs up.
Steps down into a victory bath, robe dropping. Camera pans to her wrinkly back: massive swastika.