Club baseball, where are they now?
3 have been arrested
1 is in a pyramid scheme
1 has the nuclear launch codes
1 is an alcoholic
1 gets paid to sling pipe
3 are heavily involved in money laundering
Happy fWHOREth of July ๐บ๐ธ๐ฉ๐ฆ
my fellow SLUTTY ๐๐ฆ
the DADDIES ๐ of our nation ๐บ๐ธ got together & signed ๐ the Declaration of IndependSEX, ๐บ๐ธ๐๐ breaking away ๐ from those COCK BLOCKING ๐ซ๐โ Brits ๐ฌ๐งโ๏ธ & giving us our ๐ freedom ๐ to FUCK! ๐๐๐ฆ So grab those ๐ฅ sparkler
๐ฅ & start LICKIN ๐ ๐ฆ
AMERICAN style! ๐บ๐ธ๐ฆ SHOOT โ๏ธ๐ your LOAD ๐๐ฆ of ๐ฅ fireworks ๐ฅ off. ๐ the red ๐ด, WHITE โช๏ธ๐ฆ & blue! ๐ต Send โก๏ธ this to 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ PATRIOTIC PUSSIES ๐บ๐ธ๐น or you won't ๐ซ get Lady Liberty's ๐ฝtits๐ฝ
Get 3๏ธโฃ back & you're a ๐บ๐ธ Ben FrankCLIT LICKER ๐ ๐ฆ๐บ๐ธ ๐