kate

seem to be managing this parenting thing ok.

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Me: you guys are playing like a bunch of wild animals! Daughter: no we’re playing like monkeys. Me: 😑

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My face is breaking out, I think my body is trying to tell me what my brain refuses to acknowledge. #stressed

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My daughter told me she could smell the germs on my face.

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Haven’t watched baby shark in about a week, how else do you celebrate other than watching every single variation of baby shark on repeat while you clean the house?

[kate @OKparenting101]

Watching my kids sit contently with a movie and snack, then I see the lightbulb go off above my two year olds head to attack his sister

[kate @OKparenting101]

Fun day in my house, my son has entered the “no pants” phase and has started pulling his pants and pull-up down every 5 seconds

[kate @OKparenting101]

Watching movies with my toddler is like watching a movie with the commentary, only the commentator keeps asking if they’re doing it the right way

[kate @OKparenting101]

I just spent probably 5 minutes washing my hair with conditioner wondering why it wouldn’t lather. #sleepdeprivation #welcometoparenting

[kate @OKparenting101]

My daughter just told me I have to stop cheering during the football game so she can hear it and then proceeded to cheer louder than me

[kate @OKparenting101]

My daughter just made an angry face, kissed me, and said I just kissed you with my poop face. #toddlersareweird #momlife

[kate @OKparenting101]

My daughter came down this morning and the first thing my son did was offer her some of his cereal. It’s amazing how toddlers can switch from sweet to savage in just a few seconds.

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@RiderofWolves

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So I think my kids New Years resolution is to stay up past their bed time, test my sanity, and make sure I don’t get any work done. There should be an award for people who achieve their resolutions in 24 hours

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I do enough baking at Christmas to get me through the year

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I just had a 10 minute conversation with my 4 year old about giving her poop to the doctor. #thisisparenting #thejoyofparenting

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Making today my bitch! I love productive days

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People in the Starbucks drive thru today can not figure out a drive thru. It’s a pretty simple concept really.

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@VIEWSFROMJAY23 @seraphicpetal I’ll be ready in 5 mins

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I just asked my kids to stop yelling, what they must have heard was me asking them to yell louder.

[kate @OKparenting101]

My daughter tells me every night that she doesn’t like dinner, like it’s a recipe. #parenthood #kidsarecomplicated