Howard Beale

The Moon is a Harsh Mistress

[Howard Beale @OKwalrus]

I have been wondering which of the following are the #Liberals/ #Progressives going to begin normalizing, 🤔?

[Howard Beale @OKwalrus]

Another addition to the Unfollow rules: Lecturing in #alcoholism. Really do not need to constantly hear that you failed on being a highly functional alcoholic. Take notes.

[Howard Beale @OKwalrus]

All and all, managed that crash good enough.

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No matter how drunk I get. Must seek this solution for outlet. Tweet on President! A volatile world is great for my business!

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The alternative is worse.

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Gratuitously use “fuck” because I am so old that I don’t remember the original meaning.

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#FRACK!!! Good night.

[Howard Beale @OKwalrus]

@supmikeclines #ExposeChristianSchools #CovingtonCatholic #Christianityiswitchcraft

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@assholeofday @splinter_news #ExposeChristianSchools #CovingtonCatholic #Christianityiswitchcraft

[Howard Beale @OKwalrus]

Honey, I know there is no chance of me getting laid tonight, so I am opting to get drunker than Cooter Brown, OK?

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You didn’t pass gas all of the time like you do when we were dating? Confirmed, that is when I still had a chance of getting laid.

[Howard Beale @OKwalrus]

Can I ground my wife from her phone when she doesn't answer a call nor text within a reasonable time? What time period is reasonable?

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Frustratingly awaiting the likely irrational decision from an organization that will affect my son for the next year.

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I hate #Barney.

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Interesting, your son is tall for his age? My son is tall.

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Hold your nose and laugh all of the way to the bank.

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@USTermLimits yes, I think that is what I said.

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So tired of the fucking bitch card.

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@USTermLimits bad idea - furthers empower the lobbyist - review the failures of term limits at the state levels. Lobbyist run the states.

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Got to love those fracking #Christians; otherwise they might just drive us insane.