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I fully and completely blame @ThatKevinSmith for the fact that I ingested my edible three hours before this movie starts.

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Stop complaining about your life there are literally people that think drinking green beer is more important than being sober at midnight for Snyder’s Justice League.

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Do you know better than to fall in love with fictional characters and heavily veiled meme accounts or are you a Cancer?

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@FunFairTech Funjamen FairPlay

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@pickpocketparty 👅🙋‍♂️

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Fkn @7eleven pizza is better than @PapaJohns

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Is your chair really ergonomic or is it just made out of black mesh?

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If you ever get caught using a cooking utensil incorrectly, just look at the accuser like they’re an idiot and say “life hack”.

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Lol I didn’t mean to @ this at you but since I was lurking you it happened and I ain’t a punk so I don’t delete shit.

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@nickybricks step one: do whatever sick shit you want until you’re over it and refuse to be guilty or regretful.

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@nickybricks Same tbh

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I got this jukebox so wet I may as well be eating it from the back.

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End Game would have been way shorter if they just told John Wick that Thanos’ snap included half the dogs.

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@nickybricks Bucatini Bolognese & Beyond.

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Guys is there a dinosaur fight no one told me about? I keep seeing tweets about raptors winning and I’m trying to figure out which Dino they’re up against.

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GREAM.
Gildan Ruins Everything Around Me.

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I just moved to the South Bay and it sucks here. Might fight a neck beard tonight just to show how straight gay can be.

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I need one of y’all bartenders to invent a multicolored layered drink that FUCKS YOU UP INSTANLY and call it the “Thanos snap”