the lorax

i speak for the trees 🌿 ｜ (fake/parody)

[the lorax @OLIVIERISLEY]

❖🌱 「𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙞𝙚𝙧 𝙩. 𝙞𝙨𝙡𝙚𝙮-𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙣𝙯𝙚𝙡 」

[🐺 @WINTERTHE0]

fucked around and found out that denture glue was not the right move before the gala but 🫦ngl with the suit I'm wearing rn (not pictured) I make a hot af vamp #GOTHAMGALA #DOVESGRAM

[bleeding hearts club🔪💔 @DEM0NICESFIR]

if this isn't black tie enough, too bad 😊
#GOTHAMGALA #DOVESGRAM

[maddy perez ✨ @GWENNYLINNY]

Galas are kinda my thing #GOTHAMGALA

[arkham princess👑 @PRESLEYSMlLES]

"you need to show everyone how you'll stunt on them" -ollie. if stuff goes missin it wasn't me🤞 #GOTHAMGALA #DOVESGRAM

[h2o just add water ✨ @C0RAREEF]

I’m not trying to seduce you (would you like me to seduce you?) #GOTHAMGALA

[the lorax @OLIVIERISLEY]

silly me.. i forgot to smile for the camera (on time) #GOTHAMGALA #DOVESGRAM

[the lorax @OLIVIERISLEY]

@BLAIRDAZZLED hey hi too bad i'm awake

[the lorax @OLIVIERISLEY]

@buggarue noooo don't hide, i say it's nothing to be intimidated by. galas are mostly boring anyway so let's make it exciting!

[the lorax @OLIVIERISLEY]

@WINTERTHE0 i cannot deny these allegations

[the lorax @OLIVIERISLEY]

@WINTERTHE0 after the gala perhaps?

[the lorax @OLIVIERISLEY]

hi theo, what's your favorite topping for your strawberry ice cream?

[🐺 @WINTERTHE0]

hey everyone 😎 I'm theodore aka theo ex mindless soldier who loves free climbing, truck surfing, sky diving, basically anything fun and varying degrees of reckless. favorite ice cream is strawberry (not featured here) tell me about whatever you want and lms for a dm #DOVESINTRO

[the lorax @OLIVIERISLEY]

@HVNNYD3W that's a much better plan than i originally thought

[the lorax @OLIVIERISLEY]

will the auction use hands or do we get those number paddles? i'm going to pretend my number paddle (if we get one) is for rating outfits. tens across the board!

[the lorax @OLIVIERISLEY]

@buggarue i say we'll all be fine! if we don't want our names out there maybe we dress down? dont donate much? idk they'll twist anything

[the lorax @OLIVIERISLEY]

@J0KYLE 🤐

[the lorax @OLIVIERISLEY]

@J0KYLE OH SHIT WAIT! i'm such a ditz i feel like i've seen you before.. or your parents.. if you don't own something then steal it! that's what ma always says

[the lorax @OLIVIERISLEY]

@J0KYLE i think the theme is black tie and i only have one suit like that but like something elegant and classy i'm not sure if they'd appreciate camp but gotham's finest always gives camp..

[the lorax @OLIVIERISLEY]

@buggarue did they say if any of those publications are covering it?? i hate those best and worst dressed lists..

[the lorax @OLIVIERISLEY]

@PRESLEYSMlLES you need to show everyone how you'll stunt on them

[the lorax @OLIVIERISLEY]

oh the only black tie suit i have is.. i can't wait to show it off

[˙ ˖ ✶ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐔𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐍 𝐁𝐎𝐀𝐑𝐃 @DOVESBULLETIN]

📌 𝐚 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐧 !