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[WG LionHeartZ CS2 @LionHeartz1337]

This might actually be the best call of @SPUNJ 's career. I dont think ive ever heard a caster be more pissed off.

[ave ~.~ @lane_departure]

spitting game that is unfathomable to the average yearner

[Matthew 🦧 @meffew]

looking forward to some genius calling from the self proclaimed "pistol player"

[tree bark 🇵🇸 (af: treebarko) @TreeBarkAgain]

anything more to add?

[Kuromiya Lucien @kuromiyalucien]

I was offered s⚪️x with a hot VTuber today. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of energy supplement. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as GamerSupps, the super strong energy drink alternative. Now available caffeine free and in a variety of flavours. Use code HOLYSHEEP at checkout for 10 percent off your order!

[AC 🇪🇸 @AC2802M]

Thank God it’s not snowing imagine shovelling snow in this heat

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

I’ve never seen this much packed into 21 words

[hugo @hugokval]

when she tryna queue swifts but your boy is genuinely hogging the group immortal account

[Trytin @Trytinpt2]

@hawka_cs Meet mirage/dust II man!!!
Give me freedom give me fire give me mirage or Dust II or I retire!!!!

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

If we are ever playing chess together and you take my horse you are dead to me. I like him

[𝑝𝑢𝑟𝑒 @purelivn]

Lake Como, Italy

[ジェームズ ⚡️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @MaedaMealOfThat]

We are so back 😭

[okayclay @okayclay]

this flirting shit is easy

[Ash @newashcamp]

English is funny— we “park” in the “driveway” but “jack off” in the “company bathrooms”

[duck @duck585c]

SunPayus isn't just an AWPer. He is a full-time photographer. Every round he buys his $4750 AWP like it's a brand new DSLR and scopes in to adjust the lens. The enemy walks away unharmed, but at least the composition was just right.

adjusts lens zoom...focus...zoom...focus...

Meanwhile his teammates are fighting for their lives and SunPayus is saying, "hold on guys, the lighting on B site is perfect."

Enemy peeks? CLICK. Nice photo. Smoke fades? CLICK. Great composition. Teammate dies? CLICK. Cinematic storytelling.

His teammates scream "SHOOT HIM!", but SunPayus gives important comms like that the "depth of field isn't right."

SunPayus's HLTV stats after a match: Rating = 0.82. Kills = 4. Deaths = 19. Photos taken = 56!

SunPayus isn't missing his shots, he is adjusting the focus. SunPayus didn't forget to shoot, he is just waiting to take the perfect picture.

[dennis @basedondennis]

i have a serious case of untreated car autism and im not joking look At all the times i’ve doxxed all my oomfs cars

[hugo @hugokval]

The egirl I was plotting on for consecutive months finally agreed to have esex with me. Towel on my chair, extra tissues to my right I was getting ready for what would've been a session to remember. I press the call button, she answers instantly. Before I can even utter the words, "Are you ready for this e-cock?" I suddenly disconnect and I'm staring at the pale grey loading screen with my 4 incher still in hand. My face went from eagerness and excitement to sadness and anger. @discord I will never forgive you for the pain you just made me experience. #ihatediscord

[SR alexis ♡ @alexisfps]

have you ever considered limb shortening surgery to have shorter brain-hand neural pathways reducing your IRL input delay ?