Eddard

Tweeting as part of @DickensOMF

[Eddard @OMF_Edward]

Eddard's long service recognised in new codicil. Dustheap converted to carrots. @OMF_Boffin ends up with hee-haw. #OMFcounterfactuals

[Eddard @OMF_Edward]

Do I have wings, Mr Boffin sir? No I do not!

[Eddard @OMF_Edward]

@OMF_Boffin No offence Mr B, I'm sure! And I hope you'll do something handsome for us quadrupeds, sir. The Harmon Memorial donkey sanctuary?

[Eddard @OMF_Edward]

Had a 1-legged fella in the trap last night, en-route to @OMF_Boffin. Didn't like the cut of his jib. Took him the bumpy route, for a laugh.

[Eddard @OMF_Edward]

I've drawn up plans for the Harmon Memorial Donkey Sanctuary. Need to see @OMF_Boffin to make my pitch, but haven't passed that way in days!

[Eddard @OMF_Edward]

@OMF_Peecher @OMF_Boffin Donkeys don't parse, ma'am. Against our nature.

[Eddard @OMF_Edward]

Traffic'll be murder today. Roads closed from Holloway up past the Bower. Open-top charabanc tour for some local "football" team, apparently

[Eddard @OMF_Edward]

Everyone's talking about what @OMF_Boffin 's going to do with his money. Me?Dunno, but Holloway doesn't have a donkey sanctuary #justsaying

[Manila Resto @ManilaResto]

The legendary John Harmon performs this evening from 6-9p! Enjoy some dinner and bottle of wine with some live... http://t.co/7uo9bdSTXf

[Eddard @OMF_Edward]

@OMF_RegWilfer Old Harmon? Of Harmony Jail? That old goat once told me he was leaving it all to a donkey sanctuary! #disinherited

[Eddard @OMF_Edward]

Had that Karl Marx in the back of my truck last night.Said I had 'nuffin to lose but my reins'. Drunk as a lord, he was. Now, where to, guv?

[Eddard @OMF_Edward]

Tell you what, I could murder a carrot right now. #carrot #starving #heehaw