Jess Alexander

I like nerd things & comedy & pie. Follow me on instagram, I'm not witty or know what I'm doing here.

[Jess Alexander @omg_jess]

Catching up on @MyFavMurder & crying at my new life mantra from @KarenKilgariff: “Watch your life like it’s a movie and figure out what you want this part to look like. Because you absolutely are in charge of it.” #myfavoritemurder #murderino 🖤

[Jess Alexander @omg_jess]

I re-downloaded Twitter just so I could show @KarenKilgariff & @GHardstark this story about kids drinking @MyFavMurder @StevenRayMorris https://t.co/06wOg62NLJ

[Jess Alexander @omg_jess]

It doesn’t look like much and it’s a work in progress, but if you would have told me a year ago that my kitchen window would start to look like this, I wouldn’t have believed you✨🥰👻 @ Silver Lake https://t.co/3qAYdPOBzx

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I’m not even mad at how weirdly proportioned my legs look because look at these cats.
🐱🖤🐱 @ Silver Lake https://t.co/OmkO5a349w

[Jess Alexander @omg_jess]

You get two in one day, you’re sooo welcome (read that like Alexis)✨👯‍♀️🖤 @ Little Tokyo Japanese Village https://t.co/uia7yfbaVY

[Jess Alexander @omg_jess]

I look like the broken Halloween variant of @funko @mellowyellowmel 🤓📚 @ The Last Bookstore https://t.co/bkPAdLxfvO

[Jess Alexander @omg_jess]

Just posted a photo @ Hollywood, California https://t.co/qKtZewswpL

[Jess Alexander @omg_jess]

It’s an aesthetic ✌🏻🌹 @ Silver Lake https://t.co/kso3rLU6Fo

[Jess Alexander @omg_jess]

The best 🐱🖤 @ Silver Lake https://t.co/2yxh9okD4V

[Jess Alexander @omg_jess]

@marcmaron Republican

[Jess Alexander @omg_jess]

I bought this lipstick (one of two favorites) last time I was in London. It’s running out so now I only wear it around someone if I want them to think I look pretty. Today it’s you. Luv u bye 🖤✌🏻 @ Hollywood, California https://t.co/GnJOyZmjv9

[Jess Alexander @omg_jess]

Season 1 Episode 1– Now I get to be a part of your inside jokes! 🖤 @ Silver Lake https://t.co/qO5HtlxM6k

[Jess Alexander @omg_jess]

I just really fkin love my sister
🖤 @mixed_petitfours https://t.co/MNcGLqV4EV

[KUPA Incorporated @KupaInc]

#ICYMI with #KupaEducator Jess @OMG_JESS 💅🧜‍♀️

Mythical Mermaid Manicure Dipfinity How to on YouTube: https://t.co/mQ0FxDgKyC

#MermaidNails #TeamKupa #KupaInc #DipNails #Dipfinity #KupaNails #MANIPro #Maniproglo #Manipropassport #KupaTV #NAILPRO #Nailsoftheday

[Jess Alexander @omg_jess]

She’s still making mental health tiktoks & being stereotypically millennial by talking about her brain 🖤✨ #boburnham @ Silver Lake https://t.co/6hSZsvHdcP

[Jess Alexander @omg_jess]

Just posted a photo @ Silver Lake https://t.co/azxI5v2eTV

[Jess Alexander @omg_jess]

#fearstreet1666 fun night courtesy of @shangri_leigh ! (Obv pics stolen from her too!) last night she provided me with one of my new favorite SLO quotes after something scary happened: “I need a pink starburst.” 👋🏻🩸💕 https://t.co/iM5LoLdo08

[Jess Alexander @omg_jess]

Just posted a photo @ Silver Lake https://t.co/zasxkJlSlx

[Jess Alexander @omg_jess]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/0xyro6b2EO

[Jess Alexander @omg_jess]

She was very pretty today, even if I essentially just read in my car 🖤 @ Angeles National Forest https://t.co/hp2aCXFock

[Jess Alexander @omg_jess]

If the front row of your mom’s wedding doesn’t look like fashion week, was it a success? Sorry, I’m injured, this is how I sit now.

(I promise this is the last one) https://t.co/IWdzJtiThb