Garin Hatch

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@zachbraff I schmeared it on a bagel.

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@joshuahaber I keep trying, but I apparently am doing something wrong as I am still here.

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@joshuahaber @Youkhna @MinimalCompany My app at @newrockit for CIO is still pending so my financial liquidity isn't present currently.

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@joshuahaber @ussefian Bring it.

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@joshuahaber @JoeRoganRecaps Of elite geniuses? Well yeah

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@ITYSL_memes They cost more because the patterns are so complicated.

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Look. If @Oreo can do it, why not @PopTartsUS? Give me double stuff Wild Berry.

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@joshuahaber I've got an extra King size I can pair with that donut vodka I've got you if I can ever cross your path not in a home depot lol

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The Zero bar is the best candy bar and I will fight you until I die if you disagree.

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@joshuahaber Reese's has some good stuff, but like 60% of their product line shouldn't be on the shelf lol.

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@joshuahaber Hard to find anything when the entire aisle is Reese's orange.

But I always have a Zero bar and a Payday hidden away on hand.

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@joshuahaber I get it in every gas station I go into since I was a kid. Now British Columbia didn't have them which is weird since they're made in Canada 🤷‍♂️

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@pangolinEnjoyer I've never been wrong in my life and I'm not about to start now.

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@joshuahaber @elonmusk @TimSweeneyEpic I think he's far beyond helping lol

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@joshuahaber @elonmusk @TimSweeneyEpic Can you help him with himself?

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If anyone's wondering why you're getting Rate Limit Exceeded it's because Twitter's using your browser to DDOS itself. Nice job Elon! This is a breathtaking fuck up. It looks like my browser was firing off about 10 requests a second. #TwitterDown

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@JSermon15 @Whataburger @ChickfilA Get your usual and also get it on the Jalapeno Cheddar biscuit so you have a backup. The sausage egg and cheese on the jalapeno works real well.

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Today my @Whataburger told me the jalapeno cheddar biscuit has been discontinued. I would like to go on the record to say "how dare you".

The level of betrayal, abandonment, neglect, disrespect, & overall pain that I'm feeling is beyond measure. This is a travesty. Blasphemous.

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@JSermon15 @Whataburger @ChickfilA The only way I'll eat a biscuit from @Whataburger

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@joshuahaber @Whataburger @ChickfilA You will taste this biscuit. There is no escaping it.

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@joshuahaber @Whataburger @ChickfilA I knew it was a long shot about the office thing and how there's less of you than last time I was around, but some things are worth a splurge for a day. Like this biscuit.

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@joshuahaber @Whataburger @ChickfilA Will you be in office tomorrow?

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@joshuahaber @Whataburger @ChickfilA Holup, you ain't ever had a jalapeno cheddar biscuit from the Whataburger? Are you trying to upset me on a Thursday?