Oliver Lewis

[99szn @99sznx]

yall why the bible app calling my gf ??

[Bill Boobichick @RamsesTar]

My ex should be serving life in prison for animal abuse for the way she treated the goat

[ieva @mourninglambs]

Smoking my evening cigarette and torturing myself by thinking about what it could have been like if it were different

[Adam Delehanty @adam__xyz]

It’s not “cheating on my girlfriend” it’s called a polycule Jerry

[Jack @j4ppleby]

'I've triggered a by-election by mistake'

[Billy @_billyreid]

Everyone who set their alarm for 00:45 finding out the game is delayed

[enter shakira𓅮 @BARFJAMiN]

they’ve diagnosed me with a bad case of rollies

[Ray Padgett @rayfp]

Well which is it?

[MR B.E 🇬🇧 @British_Enjoyer]

My latest one is Farage chasing after a man covered in green sludge around the set of Question time. Who is paying for these 😂

Gonna start a thread of all these AI ads: 🧵

[Samantha @alecttrona]

Barbour jackets are very functional

[tay @hairball1952]

plans for this weekend

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

sucks ass, should be a skull with knives behind it so the aliens know what the fuck is up

[For Sale: Gender Reveal Tire, Lightly Used @SparrowAdorer]

"So what's your take"
"This subway should be filled with sarin, a deadly nerve agent"
"100% disagree"

[Liam @liammo_]

Trainline is so camp why have I got 4 emails with a tone basically like “wow you’ve only gone and bloody done it - you’re off to Trowbridge chick😍😍😍”

[S. I. Rubinstein @si_rubinstein]

You come at the king, you best not miss